Kitchen Porter

The Life & Times of a Kitchen Porter; Jokes, Problems, Plates, Pots & Pans... so many Pans! #ThatKPLife

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@PorterKitchen thanks good one

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Vodka... aka the cure after a long shift https://t.co/LHL7iBiikv

[Hospitality Jobs NI/Ireland @Purpleaproncom]

Just for fun!

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I finished work two hours ago... why are my hands still more wrinkled than the Queen's vagina?

#KPProblems

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As a KP, when someone refers to you simply as "pot-washer", it's like a white guy calling a black guy the 'n-word'... I imagine

#KPProblems

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#ReasonsICantBeAChef When I throw something in the bin... it goes in the bin and not all over the wall and floor.

#KPProblems

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I'm not saying the Sunday shift is exhausting... but I was so tired, I fucking crawled home. #KPProblems #ThatKPLife

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KP2 talking about KP3;
"I watched him for 15 mins moving one box of potatoes"

So... neither of you were working. #KPProblems

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#KPProblems

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So this happened tonight #cheflife #KPProblems

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Fuck Tom Daley's Frying Pan, way too much scrubbing involved. #TomDaleyFryingPan

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#KPProblems #KitchenHumour #KitchenVsRestaurant

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When you drain the stock-pot of unsold; prime beef, Guinea fowl, etc
But for lunch Chef makes you a sausage sandwich #ThatKPLife #KPProblems

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Kitchem Porther, wow I need to stop day drinking.

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A shift as a Kitchem Porther by @jayrayner1 https://t.co/i22Vu8tY7T from August, 2015

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"[A] plongeur [Kitchen Porter] is one of the slaves of the modern world" - George Orwell #PlongeurProblems #KPProblems

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#ThatKPLife

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#ChefMeme #KitchenHumour #KPProblems

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#XmasDay Prepped all Xmas Food

#BoxingDay Clean all dishes, pots & pans.

So glad to be off work during the holidays.

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Yeah, until a Chef screams in your face for no reason #KPProblems https://t.co/5Bs75M14MQ

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A study shows that mindful dishwashing, which focuses on the feelings of the present moment, calms the mind and decreases stress.

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Fine Diners; try our delicious Xmas themed turkey dish on the menu

As we're tired of having the leftovers for staff lunch #KPProblems