Chicago Alligator

Just a friendly alligator tryin' ta make it in Chicago. I love Portillo's and da Humboldt Park Lagoon!

[Geoff Bennett @GeoffRBennett]

US Postal Service on-time delivery times for First-Class Mail have dropped again — now nearly as bad as the worst period this summer. If you are voting absentee and haven’t returned your ballot, experts say drop it off in person. Do not rely on #USPS delivery at this point.

[Chicago Alligator @PortilloGator]

It’s been one year since I became a celebrity, and I am doin’ great! CHOMP! CHOMP!

Chance The Snapper Is Living His Best Life In Florida One Year After Stealing Chicago's Heart https://t.co/i5XXDUS7ZD via @BlockClubChi

[Chicago Alligator @PortilloGator]

Hoo boy! I miss da Cubbies! CHOMP! CHOMP!

[Chicago Alligator @PortilloGator]

Remember ta hydrate! CHOMP! CHOMP!

[Chicago Alligator @PortilloGator]

A reminder dat I was da biggest sensation less den a year ago. A LOT has happened! CHOMP! CHOMP!

[Chicago Alligator @PortilloGator]

What da hell happened??? CHOMP! CHOMP!

[Chicago Alligator @PortilloGator]

Even dough da Bears didn't make da Super Bowl, we can still enjoy all da snacks! CHOMP! CHOMP!

[Chicago Alligator @PortilloGator]

@skitnsws18 @williemullen I'm STARVED! CHOMP! CHOMP!

[Chicago Alligator @PortilloGator]

Remember me? CHOMP! CHOMP!

[Out On A Whim's Improvised D&D @ImprovisedDandD]

@kk_bucks_ knocked it out of the park with our spooky Halloween pics! Stay tuned!

#preview #spooky #halloween https://t.co/EmI2c7NIBk

[Chicago Alligator @PortilloGator]

Hate ta break it to ya, but I invited my whole family ta come love here.

[Block Club Chicago @BlockClubCHI]

Neighbors in Facebook video say they just caught another Humboldt Park alligator. And the video shows them handing it off to Chicago Police officers.

https://t.co/vVqyXBR1ot

[Chicago Alligator @PortilloGator]

Hoo boy! TGIF. Wearin' jeans in da lagoon today. CHOMP!

[Chicago Alligator @PortilloGator]

What I need is an agent.

[Chicago Alligator @PortilloGator]

My 15 minutes of fame seem ta be over. But I'll be back on top one day, don't you worry! CHOMP! CHOMP!

[Chicago Alligator @PortilloGator]

Isn't there a joke in "Six Degrees of Separation" about what a terrible idea a movie of "Cats" is?

[Chicago Alligator @PortilloGator]

I left a dummy, escaped, and am now back in Beautiful Humboldt Park, where I belong! Frank Robb is none da wiser. CHOMP! CHOMP! Keep on droppin' Dem hotdogs in da water dere.

[Chicago Alligator @PortilloGator]

Da official story is dat I'm bein' sent ta Florida. But dis is a HOAX. I have escaped, and am headin' back to ta Homboldt Park Lagoon! FREEDOM! CHOMP! CHOMP!

[Chicago Alligator @PortilloGator]

I'll be dere soon! Gotta love #NationalHotDogDay @portilloshotdog CHOMP! CHOMP!

[CHCA @AskCHCA]

Poppy seed bun, all beef hot dog, mustard, dill pickle spear, tomato, onion, neon green relish, sport peppers, and celery salt. It's #NationalHotDogDay, so stop by @portilloshotdog's for a Chicago style hot dog! 🌭#AskCHCA

📷: ig/thebittygritty

[Chicago Alligator @PortilloGator]

Dis is fire!

[Jesse Kirsch @JesseKirschNews]

BUT WAIT... THERE’S MORE! #AlligatorRobb beat-boxes for us in #Crocodilian. You’re welcome, world. #HumboldtGator #HumboldtParkGator #GatorGate #GatorWatch2019

[Chicago Alligator @PortilloGator]

Ssssshhhh don't tell nobody, but I'm hidin' at da Rainforest Cafe. So far everybody thinks I'm one of da animatronics. heh heh. CHOMP!