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@KATUNews It's probably just gas I get that all the time

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@KOINNews 1 800 273 8255

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1st world problems 2018: I gained 20lbs and I'm now locked out of my #iPhoneX

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@KOINNews Mary Haines? Threw rocks them? The real crime here is your editorial desk.

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@SenatorRisch A senator from Idaho (which is on fire) voted against wildfire disaster funding. OK........

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@LincolnGraves @megantrihey KOIN6 had an octabox. Amateurs !

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@RonWyden Maybe the fire is Russia's fault?

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@NBCPolitics @MSNBC Disaster assistance. Gov not. Org fix this on air now

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If I had a daughter I would name her Mabalene. So whenever something happens, like a noise upstairs, I can say, "maybe it's Mabalene"

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@KATUNews Do the local editors vomit up the remnants of their journalistic integrety when Sinclair forces this down their throats?

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@realDonaldTrump New game. H P Lovecraft or Donald Trump

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@realDonaldTrump missing utf8 character in the Arab language block. Did you try to make an Arabic poopmoji??? 0xfefe??

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@realDonaldTrump do you ever wonder what your life would be like if you were named Daniel Trump?

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@realDonaldTrump you sign a public option, one that could be profitable for the US. You destroy the Democratic party forever.

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@repblumenauer I agree with intent of the law. But the cutesy antagonistic naming makes you look like a clown.

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@tomhanks

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Tomorrow is the #daywithoutawoman march. Or as I refer to it, Wednesday.

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@SenSchumer whatever, COMRADE

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@intel this totally ruined the dunk contest #4thtimesacharm

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@realDonaldTrump ANOTHER white house? Please tell me there is a mountain white house.