Michael

the man, the myth, the meme

[Michael @Porutac]

Me the instant I get home

[Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart]

I bet it grips like a retard holding the class pet

[Michael @Porutac]

@paynushurts In the industry we call this "smashing pissers"

[Michael @Porutac]

@BigDickBarclay That tweet was fire though

[ＧＥＮＥＲＡＬ ＳＡＭ @GeneralSamsSec]

I’m running out of reasons to wake up in the morning

[Michael @Porutac]

@jnyboy Get this man a spot welder jesus christ

[Michael @Porutac]

@josiahhughes Don't Dead
Open Inside

[Michael @Porutac]

@Jackpine_Jack1 @ReviewsPossum It was me. I'm the reason

[Michael @Porutac]

@TheWapplehouse Bro my friend used to do this and he tried to convince me that it was fine as long as you soaked it in water first

[Michael @Porutac]

@BigDickBarclay Thank you for giving me something to send to my sister who says she "doesn't need to convert her furnace to propane, it works just fine"

[Michael @Porutac]

@BigDickBarclay Ryobi cause I spent most of my paycheck on meth

[Michael @Porutac]

@Ju_Maxgreat @CreepyOrg Squidward lookin ass

[Newposter @Newposter2]

Mr beast is reaching modern religious icon status much like jesus, mother Mary, or goku

[Michael @Porutac]

@TripleKyun >10+ year old video
Damn I feel old now

[Michael @Porutac]

@BigDickBarclay That'll be $400

[Michael @Porutac]

@Goktor06 @GeebMinister @JustinWhang Alaskan pipeline

[Michael @Porutac]

@Amarants_Talk @apathylete @dyingscribe I get the dog off on me

[Michael @Porutac]

@BigDickBarclay @braxton_mccoy The Milwaukee markers are actually so good. Tip lasts way longer on wood and rough surfaces

[Michael @Porutac]

@yokelyoda @BigDickBarclay Super cozy, just makes me wanna take a nice long nap