Kyle D

parody account of an Optometry resident

[Alexa Philippou @alexaphilippou]

Sitting right behind Kim Mulkey, I have no clue how she hasn't gotten a tech so far

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The refs waiting for Iowa to breath the wrong way when LSU has the ball in the post

[Joe Thomas @joethomas73]

This is not a hold… Get over yourself if you think it was because this gets called only in high school, but it’s not within the bounds of what is considered holding in the NFL because Browns’ hands were inside the framework of the DE’s cylinder, and the feet were not beat

[Carter Bahns @carterbahns]

What's the rationale behind Oregon State finishing the season ranked below Oregon in both polls despite...

1) Having the same record *plus H2H win*
2) Beating four 10-win teams to Oregon's one
3) Finishing with a better bowl performance

[On3 @On3]

🚨BREAKING🚨 Former George Fox University WR Leon Johnson III has committed to Oklahoma State.

More: https://t.co/6xFKD9k3dF

[Kyle D @PositivelyKyleD]

Please don’t talk about @BarstoolBigCat (father of 2) like that, the CLP has hit at least once this year. How many of your CLP have hit Gregory?

[Greg Gabriel @ggabefootball]

The phony experts are getting all hot and bothered about a tweet I sent 4 months ago when Bears were 2-2 and the tank was not in place. Have fun little boys

[Kyle D @PositivelyKyleD]

@BarstoolBigCat DERWIN JAMES STRAIGHT TO JAIL FOR THAT ONE

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Beavers!

[Kyle D @PositivelyKyleD]

@ChessProblem @MagnusCarlsen That feeling when Magnus unexpectedly shows up to play

https://t.co/23vmSHhd9k

[Formula 1 @F1]

Great Dane!

#BrazilGP @KevinMagnussen

[MLB @MLB]

These guys have absolutely raked coming out of the gate in the second half. 💪

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

✈️ RETWEET TO WIN ✈️

We’re back home to close out the week, so that means it’s another @AlaskaAir Fly, Fly Away Friday! Hit that RT button for a shot at 70,000 Alaska Airlines miles, a pair of tickets to a ballgame and some Mariners swag.

[Kyle D @PositivelyKyleD]

Absolutely disgusting thread and it clearly shows that old out of touch men are making all the laws.

[Pole Vault Power @polevaultpower]

This is my daughter. She just turned 9.

Here is why I would never allow her to play middle or high school sports if we lived in Ohio…

[ESPN @espn]

For the SECOND TIME IN SCHOOL HISTORY, @BeaverSoftball is headed to the Women's College World Series‼️

[Oregon State Baseball @BeaverBaseball]

First career hit for @RutschmanAdley! #GoBeavs

[Kyle D @PositivelyKyleD]

@erin_higbie Big Dyl is the better brother

[Portland Trail Blazers @trailblazers]

🎙️ "RIP CITAAAAYYYYYY!!!" 🎙️

Happy 0.9 Day

[Oregon State Baseball @BeaverBaseball]

Check these out.

#GoBeavs

[ESPN @espn]

“Chloe, you’re an inspiration. ... that homer was for you." ❤️

Rays outfielder Brett Phillips was choked up after hitting a home run with his biggest fan, Chloe Grimes, in attendance. Chloe, who's 8 years old, is battling cancer for the second time.