PossumRoadkill

Just a little possum trying to make my way in this big ol world. Member of a dog pack. Republican more than Conservative. I live in a science fiction world.

[PossumRoadkill @PossumRoadkill]

@Jim_Jordan You forgot 0 and 1.

[Aldous Huxley's Ghost™ @AF632]

The leader of the free world was just beaten soundly by a suit jacket pocket.

[PossumRoadkill @PossumRoadkill]

@aaronjcarpenter My wife bought me one and I was skeptical. I love it. She bought one of the travel pillows and loves it too. I can't believe that people give him grief on Twitter because he was a Trump supporter. One has very little to do with the other.

[Aaron J. Carpenter🇺🇸 @aaronjcarpenter]

I own a My Pillow and it is the most darn comfortable thing my head ever slept on

[🦋867-5309🦋 @American_Jeny20]

G'Morning Human.....
Oh, I'm sorry, are you working?! Not anymore... 🐶💻😂😂😂

[PossumRoadkill @PossumRoadkill]

@laurenboebert No.

[PossumRoadkill @PossumRoadkill]

It was simple. Chuck, Nancy and the housed aholes got 11, the dumbs in the senate got 11, and the Chinese Govt got the final 11. The hard part was keeping Joe awake and the pen in his hand.

[Lance Gooden @Lancegooden]

Executive orders by president in the first week of office.

Joe Biden: 33

Barack Obama: 5

Donald J. Trump: 4

Bill Clinton: 1

George W. Bush: 0

Remember when Democrats accused Mr. Trump of being a dictator?

[Jesus saves ✝️ @Jesushasfreedus]

Please pray for me to stay sober.

[🦋867-5309🦋 @American_Jeny20]

'70 Dodge Challenger R/T
Sexy AF right there. 🔥😈❤🇺🇸

[PossumRoadkill @PossumRoadkill]

My 95 year old father passed away yesterday afternoon in the COVID-19 Ward of our local hospital. Even with my pre-existing health conditions it didn't seem like a real threat to me. It does now. I didn't get to say goodbye. I don't mind admitting that I'm scared now. #StaySafe

[Rep. Michelle Fischbach @RepFischbach]

I just voted against impeachment. With fewer than seven days remaining in this administration, we should be focused on moving forward and getting back to work on behalf of the American people.

[Patriot Barron @RealDonBarron]

RETWEET IF YOU WANT EVERYTHING TO BE DECLASSIFIED!!!!!

[Andrew Klavan @andrewklavan]

Really enjoyed the biennial impeachment and think it’s time to make it an annual event. It could use a little more showmanship. Like maybe a Volkswagen could drive into the capitol rotunda and the entire House of Representatives could come pouring out... just a thought.

[PossumRoadkill @PossumRoadkill]

@PeteButtigieg "integrity and decency"? You must be talking about different Joe Biden.

[Kirstie Alley @kirstiealley]

I’m just One individual American. I feel it is my duty to request this. No matter what happens in the following weeks & months PLEASE refrain from violence or physical confrontations. We R rightfully angry but let’s fight this silencing & BS in the courts. I beg U. Peace will win

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

RT if you want to see Joe Biden in HANDCUFFS!

[PossumRoadkill @PossumRoadkill]

@CodeMonkeyZ @IMISTHEBOWLBROS Thanks Ron. There were plenty of each this past election.

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@SaraCarterDC @IMISTHEBOWLBROS Solution would be round up 16 skunks and let them loose in each room.

[PossumRoadkill @PossumRoadkill]

@JackPosobiec @PatriotMarie Yes that and an extra "s".....

[PossumRoadkill @PossumRoadkill]

@eatkinson48 @RevDrBarber @RedThyme You and I are the only ones on this thread. So I guess it is my fault. My wife said so and I guess she's right.