Can I have sex yet?

Tweets from a ruined post birth vagina

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

Doting parent/uncle/aunt - I was sent your parcel by mistake, and can't find any way of sending it back to Amazon to make sure you get it. If you can name the third item, I'll post it to you direct.

[Can I have sex yet? @PostBirthFanny]

Just found half my head of luscious pregnancy hair in the shower drain. #postpregnancyproblems #newborn #11weekspostnatal #postnatal

[Can I have sex yet? @PostBirthFanny]

It's great when the husband gets home,means I can pass the baby&fulfil my other wife duties like cooking&cleaning. 😐 #motherhood #wifelife

[Can I have sex yet? @PostBirthFanny]

@BeccyFairman hello, it's me, bb follow me! :-) xxx

[Can I have sex yet? @PostBirthFanny]

Day 3 - are you nuts? I gave birth to the Tasmanian devil.

[Can I have sex yet? @PostBirthFanny]

Day 2 - holy crap no.

[Can I have sex yet? @PostBirthFanny]

#NewProfilePic

[Can I have sex yet? @PostBirthFanny]

Nope, absolutely not.