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@AgathaChocolats “You have no talont, Simon Owl!”

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@AgathaChocolats “A well-read child, bird brain!”

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@AgathaChocolats We have a no refund policy

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@AgathaChocolats I’m bloody blind, Wolfie! Slow down!

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@AgathaChocolats Daddy rides raptors in the garden

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@AgathaChocolats Damian looked forward to play dates

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@AgathaChocolats “I’m pretty sure he’s a Republican.”

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@FabrizioRomano @FabriceHawkins Fella came with a barcode

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I’m so confused. I thought Priya worked for the National Rail…as an actual rail. #LoveIsland

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@AgathaChocolats A mannequin-dergarten

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The only way these girls are gonna get to walk a red carpet when they get out, is if they scoot through DFS during their time of the month. #LoveIsland

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Aidan’s sister probably has to walk around the house wearing a chastity belt.
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So Lorenzo’s go to after hurting Julia’s feelings is to roll off his chair laughing, instead of comforting her. Boy needs to Gru up.
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Everyone falling in love at the same time?????????
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#ESPARG + US 🇺🇸 =

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@AgathaChocolats Swoon Lake

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Kevin Keegan seemed like a nice guy.
Nice guys finish first.

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@JeffFcb14 They were doing the Hokey Cokey

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Book Ellie for AllStars
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The sign language expert in the bottom right corner of my TV screen looks like she’s dancing to Speedcore every time Lola speaks.
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