Neil Postance

My account is nothing to do with the Author, Neil Postman!

[Neil Postance @PostmanNeil]

@mammotiontech @Mammotion #MammotionBFCM

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𝐌𝐀𝐌𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐘: 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐄 & 𝐖𝐈𝐍!

Calling all Mammotion fans! This Black Friday, share your love for LUBA or YUKA with the world! ​​$𝟵,𝟬𝟬𝟬 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝘇𝗲 𝗽𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆��𝘂! 💰

The prize pool is packed with super rewards for 𝟭𝟬𝟰 𝗹𝘂𝗰𝗸𝘆 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗿𝘀, including:
✨ LUBA mini AWD 1500 × 1
✨ YUKA mini 800 × 3
… and many more!​ 🎉

🎯 𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗼 𝗘𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿:
​​1. 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙚 & 𝙏𝙖𝙜
✅ ​​Option A: Share Your Content​​ – Post your own Mammotion experience (review/photos/videos).
✅ ​​Option B: Repost This​​ – Simply share our original post.
📌 Platforms: Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, X, YouTube, or Reddit
🏷 Must Do: Use the hashtag ​​#MammotionBFCM​​ and tag ​​@Mammotion
​​
​​2. 𝙎𝙪𝙗𝙢𝙞𝙩 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙎𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙩
📸 Upload a screenshot of your content/repost on the campaign page by ​​𝗗𝗲𝗰 𝟭, 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟱​​

3. 𝙂𝙚𝙩 500 𝘽𝙤𝙣𝙪𝙨 𝙋𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙨
🌟 ​​Every participant​​ will receive ​​500 points​​ (​​please 𝗿𝗲𝗴𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 on our official website first).

🔗 ​𝗘𝘅𝗽𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗴𝗻 𝗱𝗲𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗹𝘀 𝗯𝘆 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗿𝘆: https://t.co/FEUyCz6GOq

🔔 Winners will be announced within 3 working days after the campaign closes.

#Mammotion #MammotionBFCM #BlackFriday #Giveaway #RoboticLawnMower #LUBA #LUBA2AWD #LUBAminiAWD #YUKA #YUKAmini

[Neil Postance @PostmanNeil]

@MartinSLewis My renewal quote with Tesco was £513. Using the MSE tool and then going via Quidco I got it down to £317 + £45 cashback 💪

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@andrewhunterm I found these recently, they taste the same as I remember mignon morceaux tasting

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@RunnymedeBC You should consider cleaning them, so that their contents can be read.
This is a picture of the inadvertently comedic one on Clay Corner in Chertsey.

[Neil Postance @PostmanNeil]

@LinkedInUK my account has been restricted for over 2 weeks (27/6), and you keep rejecting my government issued drivers licence as ID, even though it provides all the details that you ask for and is listed as an acceptable item.
How can we speed this up?

[Neil Postance @PostmanNeil]

@Sathnam I assume it's about pizza express instead?

[Neil Postance @PostmanNeil]

@Baddiel 100%

[Neil Postance @PostmanNeil]

@mrjamesob Johnson's Razor

[0xDesigner @0xDesigner]

Probably the best thing you'll see today.

In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world.

The results 🧵

1/22

[Tehran Tadhg @TadhgHickey]

'Northern Ireland is in the unbelievably special position - unique position in the entire world - in having privileged access not just to the UK market… but also the EU single market'

[Neil Postance @PostmanNeil]

@LightningSearle Or was it the day his existence was confirmed?

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@ZatuGames order 1002415107
You've had my returned item for over a month now, but I've still not had my refund.
You told me on 21/01, that it had been issued on 10/01, but nothing has arrived.
You've not responded to my email on 30/01, and you're not answering the phone.#
Help!

[Neil Postance @PostmanNeil]

Web chat about as useless as a chocolate teapot. Phone number claims to let you "talk to them" but is only an automated service that is entirely unhelpful.
#YodelAreCrap

[Neil Postance @PostmanNeil]

@YodelOnline are the most incompetent courier company in the UK right now.
1st attempt failed - can't find address (but you did deliver 1/2 of the parcels in the same consignment??)
2nd attempt failed - can't find address
3rd attempt failed - left a card (no you didn't)

Pathetic

[Neil Postance @PostmanNeil]

@AdamRutherford @shedseven I do, but it's almost certainly libelous, so I won't.

[Neil Postance @PostmanNeil]

@Sathnam When my old meter was replaced with a smart one, the company forgot to remove the old one from my account. So I was getting bills for the smart one, and meter reading requests for the old one. I didn't notice the code discrepancy, so ended up double billed (eventually refunded)

[Neil Postance @PostmanNeil]

@RevRichardColes E.g. from Chertsey the train waits for ages at Virginia water, it's v slow.
Via Weybridge, I have to pay for parking, and get onto an already packed train.
Via shepperton, free parking, and because it's the beginning of the line, I have a seat all the way, no waits or changes.

[Neil Postance @PostmanNeil]

@RevRichardColes Because stations around here aren't as inter connected, there are 3 lines that go into London at differing speeds with and without waits, and there's loads of free parking at shepperton,

[Neil Postance @PostmanNeil]

@Otto_English Do they distill Artisans?