Spud Royalty

resurrecting this bitch. I used to bullseye womp rats with my t-16. still contains recycled parts

[Spud Royalty @PotatoTToken]

@muchado33 @kvlovely19 LA confidential. Casino close second as I have 6 degrees of separation to Anthony Spilotro (Nicky Santoro) via Ray 😬

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Happy birthday, President Obama!

[Spud Royalty @PotatoTToken]

Today is Tuesday and I am on my 250 millionth watch of this movie BECAUSE I AM OBSESSED. I’m also waiting for the next three books to be released on hold 😭😭😭😭 #beautifulcreatures

[𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 @purelivn]

Rt for good luck

[Spud Royalty @PotatoTToken]

Gerd erfternen

[Spud Royalty @PotatoTToken]

@rstevenson262 My favorite is when I say “this is why I’m fat…” they have this collective “NOOOOOOO YOU GOOD!!” then they’ll add 2 extra munchkins 🤣🤣

[Spud Royalty @PotatoTToken]

While I was away and actually touching grass… I made friends with the Dunkin Donuts ladies at one L station that I frequent and one close to my house. I walk in and it’s “Hello girl!!” Talk to me when you buy 3 munchkins and walk away with 12 extra

[Spud Royalty @PotatoTToken]

@JerryTilton11 Everytime I see a vid of him it feels like watching the ex you let get away 😭😭

[Salvador Iglesias Jr @Javisness]

¿Nos vemos después del trabajo?

Yo después del trabajo:

[Spud Royalty @PotatoTToken]

@muchado33 Like I’m off today why the hell am I waking up at 5:30? And on work day I need to be up at 5:30 I wake up at 6:30 lol

[Spud Royalty @PotatoTToken]

@pasta_creator @SitcomPeople Shiiiit he can sink the whole boat with his penis alone

[Spud Royalty @PotatoTToken]

@pasta_creator Next time BE WHERE THEY ARE and then take pix… jesus baldy have we learned nothing?! 🤣

[Spud Royalty @PotatoTToken]

Kidding I got a tattoo sleeve in the works hahaha

[Spud Royalty @PotatoTToken]

I had a gay hockey phase when I was gone. Now ya girl needs something to occupy her time until the gay hockey players come back.

[Spud Royalty @PotatoTToken]

@pasta_creator Shit. Peons. That’s a big word for Elmo 😬

[Spud Royalty @PotatoTToken]

@pasta_creator YOU’VE SEEN THEM?!

[Spud Royalty @PotatoTToken]

Jeez…. 6, 10, 3 or 5. Yes. 5. I think Boba and Vader would appreciate how I immortalized them on my body.

[Star Wars Culture @SWCultureLive]

Where are you sitting? 💺

[Spud Royalty @PotatoTToken]

@lilhousgreendor Mhmmm

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Ahh it’s so nice-ish being back in twitter… the drama and the fights that start because some of you have the comprehension and reading skills of a tomato

[Spud Royalty @PotatoTToken]

My life’s story

[Spud Royalty @PotatoTToken]

@AldenE_fans Lol nah we all got opinions and I certainly respect yours 😌 but ngl I did start it because of him

[Spud Royalty @PotatoTToken]

Goddamn did I have a stroke here? 🤣🤣

[Spud Royalty @PotatoTToken]

Please I just a fight happen because o e was too stupid to read a tweet properly

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is?

[Spud Royalty @PotatoTToken]

@Puttforcash Shit I’m coming over