Imagine writing a joke this horrible, getting saved by everyone saying “we will not let you tell this awful awful joke,” then being like “fine! I’ll leak it myself!” Just God-level self sabotage
Logo/art contests are a scam. The winner gets a prize, but every single entry belongs to the contest organizer, forever. They give out one prize, they have THOUSANDS of designs they can make money off of, and they've created a merch line without paying a single artist.