Poug Dederson

Parody Account of the new Jaguars HC, former Philadelphia Eagles Head Coach, Former Player, Comedic Sage and Friend of the Animals

[Benjamin Abella, MD MPhil @BenjaminAbella]

Academia, we have a problem.

#upenn #protests #encampment #AcademicTwitter #mentorship #adulting

[Combat Antisemitism Movement @CombatASemitism]

On November 9, 1938, Nazis and German citizens took to the streets to destroy over 7,000 Jewish businesses, demolish 267 synagogues, and murder more than 91 Jewish people.

This date, referred to as Kristallnacht, the "night of the broken glass," marked the beginning of the systematic extermination of more than six million Jews.

It's been just 85 years since this horrific night and we’re again seeing Jewish people, places of worship, and businesses targeted. We must do everything in our power to ensure that #NeverAgain means never again.

[New York Jets @nyjets]

Green & White Day is here & prizes are gonna be flowin'!!!

Up First: a SIGNED @GarrettWilson_V legacy jersey 👀

Follow and retweet for a chance to win!

Rules: https://t.co/37LT2sBybB
#GreenandWhiteSweepstakes

[Jacksonville Jaguars @Jaguars]

T-Law 🤝 Dougie P

#DUUUVAL

[Jacksonville Jaguars @Jaguars]

A proven winner and leader, Doug Pederson becomes our seventh head coach in franchise history.

#DUUUVAL

[Poug Dederson @PougDederson]

@StonerPhillyFan So being high is the same as being old? NICE

[Trevor Lawrence @trevorlawrence]

Let’s get to work💪🏼 - Welcome to #DUUUVAL ! Great days ahead.

[Poug Dederson @PougDederson]

@StonerPhillyFan just you wait #Jaguars #4thdownsareforrunning #DUUUVAL #7thtimeisacharm

[Poug Dederson @PougDederson]

I’M BACK, BABY!!!!! @Jaguars #JagNation #suckitcarson

[Rally Sports @RallySportsHQ]

If Trevor Lawrence throws 1+ regular season touchdown pass to Tim Tebow this season, we’ll buy every person who likes and retweets this tweet an NFL jersey of their choice.
(Must be following us to claim)

[Poug Dederson @PougDederson]

Just waiting for the phone to ring #FlyEaglesFly #phillyphilly

[SPORTSRADIO 94WIP @SportsRadioWIP]

"I'm not going to say any names, but I know some guys in that locker room who they question this guy and they question he can truly lead this team." 😳

https://t.co/gfjL8lWKfD

[Poug Dederson @PougDederson]

Highway robbery...

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Philadelphia has agreed to trade Carson Wentz to the Indianapolis Colts in exchange for a 2021 third-round pick and a conditional 2022 second-round pick that could turn into a first, league sources tell @mortreport and me.

[Poug Dederson @PougDederson]

I’ll go on the record: The Eagles (and the fan base) will ultimately regret firing me. I think I’m salvageable and, in the end, better than Sirianni @RealGlenMacnow #FlyEaglesFly

[Poug Dederson @PougDederson]

Jiminy Crickets - have the pregame shows always been this long? #PreGamePour

[Kendall Beck @KBeckEagles]

Thank you for everything, Carson Wentz.

[Poug Dederson @PougDederson]

Went to my local $GME to get in on the action and bought a PS5... am I doing this right? Where is the #RobinhoodApp video game?

[Poug Dederson @PougDederson]

Exclusive! Just started my new book tour and look who I ran into! #BernieSanders #memetrain #someonehiremeplease

[Poug Dederson @PougDederson]

This guy isn’t qualified to clean my pool

[Zoo With Roy @zoowithroy]

BREAKING ZWR EXCLUSIVE: #Eagles hire N. Sirianni as new head coach. Sirianni has served under former Eagles offensive coordinator F. Reich in Indianapolis since 2018. You heard it here first from your #1MostTrusted NFL source!!! 🚨🏈📰💥

[Poug Dederson @PougDederson]

Year off? More like a year ON! First thing I’m going to do is watch this ‘Game of Thrones’ show that my family has been telling me about #GoT #Dragons4Ever

[Poug Dederson @PougDederson]

I see the #Eagles are still interviewing - there’s still a chance they hire me back - right? RIGHT? #cryeaglescry