Poway High School

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@marleeeenh I would have, but I don't have any puppies. Sorry, yo.

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"So I got this giant-ass pillow pet"

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"Give racism a chance."

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"In freshman year, heroin was a problem."

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"I do cocaine."

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*slides by, sitting on skateboard*
"Good afternoon"

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"It hurts. I think I'm pregnant."
"You can't get pregnant in your leg"
"Oh, you'd be surprised"

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"Spread the sexual wealth"

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"I don't think we should duct tape kids to the wall"

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Poway kid masturbates on car. Car says, "thanks."

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I didn't color in my ideal presidential candidate because he's already plain and white.

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I'll fight you.

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Right up there!

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I swear, if she does that I'll fist fist her. You think I'm joking, but I mean it.

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"you base football player" -William Shakespeare

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"where's my fool, ho?" -William Shakespeare

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"we're playing go fish!"

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*points*
"they're gambling"

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"playing cards over there?"
"MATH GAMES"

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"Okay, if they ask why we're late, we'll tell them our tandem bicycle broke down."