The Lakers training staff wraps Deandre Ayton’s water bottle in tape and writes "DA's Crunk Juice — Drink this to unleash the beast" on it to keep him motivated, per @mcten
(h/t @TheNBABase)
Kawhi come home, I was wrong…I messed up and now you’re gone. Kawhi I’m sorry I neglected you…oh I never expected you to run away and leave me feeling this empty…your mid range right now would sound like music to me…please come home because I miss you Kawhi… 😭
BREAKING: Jamie "ConsoleBastionMain" Fapulutia underwent surgery to repair a fractured boy-pussy, sources tell ESPN. Fapulutia sustained the injury on friction-based contact during a "late-night romp" with his undisclosed boyfriend. He is expected to remain out for the future.
Former four-time NBA champion and ESPN sports analyst Shaquille O'Neal has reportedly dropped a shocking claim about his "hidden" spouse. Sources said that this partner's name is John "Blumpkin" Middleton. Middleton was disclosed to have a "fat, sexy, and gay little asshole."
i stand with jaden ivey and i will take any punishment that comes my way, even if it means losing my job or getting expelled from college. my main account is @cbastionmain2 and my other alt is @PigeonSpud