I swear to god those Nat Geo kids magazines were telling me that by 2026 we would have nanorobots who could kill blood cancer for us. Now we just have elonmusk9000s you can program to insult strangers on the street for views
@ngray251 I dyed my hair orange on accident then had to tone the shit out of it and now Iβm the blondest I have ever been in years but in a jarring way
My job wants me to get a live scan⦠how the fuck am I supposed to assassinate someone of high importance during the crux of my midlife crisis?? You want me to wear gloves like a pussy??