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@PlisskenPatriot When she came on the screen during Project Hail Mary, I had to hit a quick Japanese torpedo bow aimed vaguely at Hitler to apologize for my arousal.

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@Dr_crack96 yeah I could get with a black girl like this

[. @M4RZ0V3LLI]

I actually hate people with poor cinema etiquette

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george bush doesn't care about black people

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if I snort 10 viagra and down it with 6 beers I might be able to look at this image without puking

[໊ @cardibnet]

Cardi B is truly the BADDEST…

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if you prefer this fatty to sweeney then i'm afraid you're a raging fag

[ꕤ @petalizing]

SYDNEY SWEENEY PACK YOUR BAGS.

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Rest in Power GOAT

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Patriot.

[PETA @peta]

We put a human “lobster” on a plate outside @MELobsterFest to force people to see the victim behind the tradition🦞💔

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@UbermenschMind this is how ben franklin saw swedes

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@hisbelovedsleep why do women have cooch thumping and why is there no male equivalent

[MythoAmerica 🌲 @MythoAmerica]

wake up.

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

been thinking things over and wonder if i’ve taken this whole longevity thing too far

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if i find any of my home boys gumming down a David i'm puttin my packed raygun to their skull

[John Fadule @fadule_]

1900 calories, 256 grams protein. 0 cooking, 0 clean up.

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@o_sneedy I dont think this guy wants my cookie at all!

[Orchid @orchid_hq]

Introducing Orchid, the first assistant that actually gets you 🌸

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somalis

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yeah ill be home stapling my nuts to my forehead cheers

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

UNCLE STAV, a new stand-up special from Stavros Halkias. Coming to Netflix September 8.

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@rawrxzilla wen da revee breaks

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@GraduatedBen Stay at home mom is an alternative. Just saying mom can imply literally anything now including homosexuals, genius spellcraft.

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writing letters over and over when I just got done going super saiyan 3 behind the swings is a little mundane

[minnoe ᕱ⑅ᕱ @marieeebabie]

in all my years studying psychology a gender difference that interests me the most is why men usually have terrible handwriting and women rarely do. same classes, same workbooks (cursive too), and yet i could not tell you one man i have ever known with good penmanship

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@hisbelovedsleep im gonna jew out like george bluth if I have to hear another sentence out of these retards