busty worm

if these paws could tweet…

[busty worm @PragerUBot]

girls hanging out “heyyy girl you want me to stop and pick up a case of tampons on the way?”

[busty worm @PragerUBot]

i stay on my philosophy class discussion board tryna turn everyone socialist

[Ayesha @gothichijabi]

PERSONALLY i think for transplants moving to nyc u become a new yorker when u register to vote here. none of this “i vote back home where my vote counts” nonsense we have communists to elect

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

The fact that you have to strengthen your core to alleviate lower back pain

[busty worm @PragerUBot]

everyone say thank u trump for finding the lost portrait of FDR

[busty worm @PragerUBot]

ranch pringles 😍>>>>

[Q ™️ @QTHESTORMM]

⚠️⚠️⚠️ WARNING: IF YOU HAVENT DONE SO ALREADY, BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW !!!

BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

It's time

[minh @MinhTran____]

the new york post is everywhere until you wanna buy one

[Huge Ma @turbovax]

Bill Ackman's character limit has been redistributed under socialism

[busty worm @PragerUBot]

feeling the most myself i’ve ever felt in a clown costume… probably means nothing though

[Andrea More @amore_orless]

a father on my flight wouldn’t let me switch seats with him so I could sit next to his wife and baby

[busty worm @PragerUBot]

but im too silly, and then im too freaking fun

[busty worm @PragerUBot]

when i’m an old lady of collecting age i’m not going to be collecting china or spoons, no no, i will be collecting display cabinets full of salt and pepper shakers!!! i can’t wait

[busty worm @PragerUBot]

the suite life of zack OR cody

[busty worm @PragerUBot]

no it’s okay they named it after the crystal castles song

[onion person @CantEverDie]

no fucking way

[busty worm @PragerUBot]

why did everyone decide that orcs are green

[busty worm @PragerUBot]

@chiweethedog

[busty worm @PragerUBot]

the first rule of night at the museum is you can’t just “Get with” someone from another exhibit