Little Partisan on the Prairie

God's okay-est larper

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@HLC_actual I can dig it

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@elsathora It's not too hard to make at home. It's basically mayonnaise with a couple extra steps. I highly recommend finding a recipe and making it yourself but if you really must have the American stuff Hidden Valley sells packets that you mix with mayonnaise and buttermilk

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@planefag And during all that chastise them for not performing self aid, but softly 'cause they got boo-boos

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@fairyprxncess Moist

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@AdmiralAegis Neither hate nor discrimination are sins. "Murder" could be construed as hate given your preferred translation but it'd be a stretch

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@depressionlesss I know it early but you might be right

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@MattisRedacted Fucking Mormons. I don't have a horse in this race, just not a fan of Mormons

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@RifeTechnology Too eggy. Gotta use Miracle Whip

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@bear_ing Meth. Not even once.

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@revenant_MMXX But. . . But. . . Two world wars. . .

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@cowincrisis Proud of you

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@TobyTurner I'm on your YouTube now. I can dig it

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@TobyTurner I don't know who you are but you are quickly becoming one of my heroes with every post I see

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@DerrickEvans4WV Now do income tax, payroll tax, luxury taxes, gas tax, etc. Taxation is theft

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Any smoker worth their salt has done this or something similar. If you've got smokes and no light you find a way. We basically recreated this same ignition method while I was a med holdover after basic training using an L light and a spring from a bunk to light some smokes one of the returning convalescent leave dudes snuck in. Good times

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@Pixie1z We put down dogs for less. Unfortunately he was underage when he committed murder

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There is a terrible plauge hitting America. It’s a shortage of hacksaws! I will be leaving hacksaws at local Flock cameras. Go to @therealDeFlock download the app to get your free hacksaw! Please share so many are suffering from Hacktile disfunction!

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@UpdatingOnRome I mean he's not wrong. A bit spergish but not wrong

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@cutiieepie6 What good is the department of education if something like 25% of Gen Z are functionally illiterate.

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@johnlovell275 Did someone say terrible life decisions??