Gus Rouleau

[Gus Rouleau @PraiseBeUntoGus]

@RobDauster Only game the knicks lost was his fault too, vibe ruiner in totality

[Kalindi @spotdodge_shine]

Down n out

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[Gus Rouleau @PraiseBeUntoGus]

ME PLAYING 007 GAME: wahoo this game is pretty cool haha im james bond
ANY TIME I HAVE TO GO INTO Q LAB: uuughhh oh fuck ooohh uurrgg ewWW itt hurts why does james bond walk so fucking slow get me out

[Chris @imnotChris21]

do you know how dumb it sounds saying that you’ve never played your favorite game

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

You just ordered a pepperoni pizza and a 2-liter of coke.
You put WWE SmackDown on TV.
There’s no school tomorrow, your parents don't care if you stay up late..
It's a perfect night, you're 30 years old, the year is 2026

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

Gfs bday. Drunk off 7% ipas. Playing golf. Whooping her ass. She's sick. Losing voice. Sounds like fran drescher. Food is mid. I love it. I love it all. I'm at war with everything around me all the time. What other way is there to live brother. Comanche

[State of New York @NYGov]

it’s hole filling season

[Slumdog_Chillionaire @SlumRNA_Dog]

Kicking your kids out and letting them figure it out only worked in a world where you could live in west LA on an ironworkers salary which hasn’t been a thing since the 1980s which is why boomers are the last generation to still think this is a good idea.

[Gus Rouleau @PraiseBeUntoGus]

@xin_xvi Tricks of the trade no longer exists

[Gus Rouleau @PraiseBeUntoGus]

@fw_lennox1 Gorneous

[Breadman @BTCBreadMan]

I’ve always found it amazing how fucking long it takes people to get off of airplanes.

[Tolkien World @TolkienWorldG]

Guy who lost to a baby and couldn’t take over a school vs a primordial angelic deity who almost took over the entire world twice

[shaggy @shaggysurvives]

@Zer0reflect yeah… thats so stupid. everyone knows humans cant turn into bugs!

[autumn ψ @starrswillfade]

to all my dear readers that have told me that Teachler makes them want to major in education, I need you all to know that this is what it’s actually like 90% of the time. but multiply it by thirty. for eight hours a day.

[chugging pilk at 2am and getting a tummy ache @GASLIGHTER_]

>doesn't talk to anyone
>Nobody talks to you

[yoitsshaan @yoitsshaan]

I fixed it for you:

“Rent is too high!”
Corporate landlords bought entire neighborhoods and jacked prices so high you need a co-signer just to breathe.

“Groceries cost too much!”
Billion-dollar food conglomerates are price-gouging you while bragging about record profits.

“There aren’t enough jobs!”
CEOs laid off Americans to pump stock prices and walked away with bonuses the size of small countries’ budgets.

“Women don’t feel safe walking down the street!”
Statistically the danger is coming from Americans they already know, not the imaginary immigrant you turned into a movie villain.

“Traffic is terrible!”
That is what happens when everyone drives a giant truck to buy a single iced coffee. Consumerism is wonderful, isn’t it?

“Healthcare is too expensive!”
A private insurance cartel did that. Your elected officials built that system brick by brick.

“Welfare spending is through the roof!”
Undocumented immigrants cannot collect welfare. If you believe they can, you should go pick up an Economics for Dummies book and read about it.

“I can’t afford a car!”
Automakers slapped luxury prices on basic models because they know you will blame anything except the corporations squeezing you.

“I can’t afford a house!”
Hedge funds bought entire zip codes with cash offers. Not one undocumented worker is outbidding families at those auctions.

Many problems.
A simple reality:

Immigrants are not wrecking your life.
Your government let billionaires strip this country for parts and then told you to blame the people with the least power. They know who’s actually bleeding you dry, but calling out corporate greed would upset their donors… so they hand you immigrants as the scapegoat and hope you’re too stupid to notice.

Punch up, not sideways.

[Pat 🐺 @CFB_Pat]

Tear that shit up, tell my wife thank you, tear her shit up, go to sleep happy.