Prank🅱️uioyz2K🅱️C

INFOWARS is REAL news! Big Smoke! Uh, Red-eyed memes! I miss Reed Farmer and my eighth grade girlfriend so much that I cry myself to sleep every night!

[Prank🅱️uioyz2K🅱️C @PrankBc]

Things I will do to ensure a chill session with Reed Farmer:
-Break out of prison
-End my marriage
-Drop out of a marathon in the last 200 meters with a Boston Qualifying Time ensured
-Not brush my teeth
-Eat a non-boneless burger
-Believe in the gender wage gap
-Support @peta

[Prank🅱️uioyz2K🅱️C @PrankBc]

Containing my excitement for the Little Thanos and Beastie Boys collab is a challenge!

[Prank🅱️uioyz2K🅱️C @PrankBc]

I made a LinkedIn connection with a sorority girl. I think this means I can go to a party.

[Prank🅱️uioyz2K🅱️C @PrankBc]

Okay Liberals, do you really think taking away our guns is a good idea now?

I thought not.
#donottreadonme #🇺🇸 #investigatethemarshallplan

[Prank🅱️uioyz2K🅱️C @PrankBc]

No disrepek, 🅱, but if you keep on living through all these impossible missions, then the word will lose all value. https://t.co/g6OlhKxocg

[Prank🅱️uioyz2K🅱️C @PrankBc]

wait guys I messed up https://t.co/t2epUqVYkL

[Prank🅱️uioyz2K🅱️C @PrankBc]

Friends, do you know what is a good television show?

Read the first word.

[Prank🅱️uioyz2K🅱️C @PrankBc]

Friends, do you know what is a good television show?

Read the first word.

[Prank🅱️uioyz2K🅱️C @PrankBc]

Marcus Smart would cross up Thanos and take the infinity gauntlet in 5.

[Prank🅱️uioyz2K🅱️C @PrankBc]

You won't hear Helen Keller say "I see through the lies of the Jedi" for multiple reasons.

[Prank🅱️uioyz2K🅱️C @PrankBc]

Yo if a masochist was a bad dude during his life, then he will go to heaven when he dies.

[Prank🅱️uioyz2K🅱️C @PrankBc]

No disrepek, 🅱, but if you keep on living through all these impossible missions, then the word will lose all value. https://t.co/g6OlhKxocg

[Tom Cruise @TomCruise]

Check out the new poster for #MissionImpossible Fallout.

[paul walker forget about it cuh @A12120NA]

rt to assert your tl dominance via t pose

[Prank🅱️uioyz2K🅱️C @PrankBc]

Okay Liberals, do you really think taking away our guns is a good idea now?

I thought not.
#donottreadonme #🇺🇸 #investigatethemarshallplan

[Dr. Li Qi Huang @martian_munk]

Chris Pratt was paid around $10 million more than this female extra for doing Jurassic World because he's a man.

[Prank🅱️uioyz2K🅱️C @PrankBc]

@ryangartner26 @mannyjenkinz @SteitzTweets @ryangartner26 You are associated to something else..........

The IDIOT club!

[Prank🅱️uioyz2K🅱️C @PrankBc]

I made a LinkedIn connection with a sorority girl. I think this means I can go to a party.

[Prank🅱️uioyz2K🅱️C @PrankBc]

@lemcwherter I can't vote for you because I don't go to your school. But if I could, I still wouldn't vote for you. H.A.G.S !

[Prank🅱️uioyz2K🅱️C @PrankBc]

I learned to fear uhhhhhhhhhh YOUR MOM. https://t.co/9PXbRAQWrA

[Malik Obama @ObamaMalik]

Afrika. AH!!!