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Serving you a random tweet from the Prats family, once a day?

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Instagram (and other social networks), stop trying to make fetch happen on Twitter: https://t.co/9jXYP12eZi https://t.co/Yd5veWHKsK - @jenaprats

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I just figured out where tupac got his name. He used two packets of icing per toaster strudel. #whatadaredevil #kindofajerkmovetoo - @averageJoseppe

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RT @pratsig: @jenaprats could you get water proof walkietalkies if possible? - @averageJoseppe

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Listen I don't want any treble. #bassonly - @Brain_Parts

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@MegBurnsDCPR Well, then MY work there is done. #TGIF #RareDiseaseDay #FreebieFriday #WNBA #gotdistractedbyhashtags #hashtag #isitlunchyet - @anhedonic_sun

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RT @welcomemat20: Are you supposed to thank someone who walks through an automatic door before because they're technically holding the door for you? - @averageJoseppe

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RT @EverythingGoats: Goat: “look at me…I’m the captain now”

Passenger: “oh you’ve goat to be kidding me" https://t.co/yCUO9ngoUr - @welcomemat20

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RT @Psych_USA: You never know who's a true superhero. Catch the Premiere of @nbc's #HeroesReborn on Sept 24 at 8/7c. - @averageJoseppe

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It was so magical live 🎫 https://t.co/VztWAZP1xt - @averageJoseppe

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

SNL #MUSICMONDAY: @chancetherapper live from Studio 8H!

🔊 Finish Line/Drown: https://t.co/Csk0fzMz5A
🔊 Same Drugs: https://t.co/aHKXru3gU1

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RT for @nicolerichie/@dawestheband collab.
Like for fake-laugh at weak joke after watching https://t.co/Xk1k0JZxOa. https://t.co/jy1NcomXoz - @jenaprats

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@BravenMorris no. You shut up, freshman. - @Brain_Parts

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"I was neither good at basketball nor football and turned to lax for a means to find friends and enjoyment." - @Brain_Parts in an essay. - @jenaprats

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"I have Ben Carson eyes." - A phone conversation with my mom about her Snapchat concerns. - @jenaprats

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My family is more rad than radishes #pratsparty - @averageJoseppe

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RT @welcomemat20: Have you ever been so hungry that you're holding a burger in your hands and you start gnawing on your wrist? - @averageJoseppe

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@TomPrats Or break a bone or get hit by a dodge ball face plant or get a dog bite or rupture an appendix or ... #crazy #countingdownthedays - @coffeee_queeen

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People be like, "I'm my own Valentine." - @PinkyAndThBrian

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RT @hope_e_evans: @jenaprats #AllDayBreakfast starts today at McD's. let the mcgriddles in the drawer all day every day commence. - @jenaprats

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RT @taylorswift13: So excited to have been a part of this. First look at The Giver. @OdeyaRush1 @KatieHolmes212 https://t.co/kzCqFFugJA #TheGiver - @tprats108

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I woke up 7 minutes before my alarm and I went back to sleep. I call that 7 minutes in heaven. - @welcomemat20