Ashley Pratt

Mammy of twins. Slightly insane as a result! Primary school teacher... best job in the world (most of the time!)

[Unify the Toon @ToonUnify]

Need I say any more? #NUFC

[Ashley Pratt @Pratts_r_us]

@tes Stepped foot in a classroom? Probably not. Teachers wrestle daily with the nonsensical things thrown at them by the fools running the country so perhaps her WWE experience will be the best qualification she has for the role!

[Ashley Pratt @Pratts_r_us]

@Phantompratty @bow_anna @AppleAnna9 Oh yeah, all of those after school drinks we had, in the staffroom we weren't allowed in because it was mixing bubbles! I drink double teas when I get home because we don't have time to have a drink at work... What an utter arsehole this man is!

[Rachel Parker @Rachiemummy]

I think this says exactly what most of us are thinking and feeling…..

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

I tried very very hard not to laugh out loud at this.
I regret to say I failed. 🤣🤣

[YorkshireShepherdess @AmandaOwen8]

Educating the mind without educating the heart is no education at all.
~Aristotle~
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
#nature #outdoors #outside #play #learning #responsibility #life #lessons #education #busy

[Craig Pratt @Phantompratty]

@ITV here are my son Freddie's logo designs we hope you like them #ITVKidsCreate

[Craig Pratt @Phantompratty]

@ITV here are my daughter Annie's logo designs. We hope you like them #ITVKidsCreate

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

So glad they’ve introduced these new ‘slicing tomatoes’ so I can finally stop having to pull tomatoes apart with my fists

[Craig Pratt @Phantompratty]

Hi @romerobritto this is my 8 year old son Freddie's hand drawn version of one of your self portraits. We hope you like it 😃@CoxhoePrimary @Pratts_r_us

[Ashley Pratt @Pratts_r_us]

@CoxhoePrimary A & F have enjoyed the senses activities this afternoon. They tested their sense of taste and smell - the beetroot and vinegar were not a hit!

[Ashley Pratt @Pratts_r_us]

@CoxhoePrimary A & F have enjoyed doing some work for the whole school history project this afternoon! Queen Victoria portraits and fact-files have provided some screen-free time!

[Ashley Pratt @Pratts_r_us]

@CoxhoePrimary A & F have certainly had fun in the snow this afternoon! We measured over 8 inches had fallen in the garden. We now have 2 new family members it would seem!

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

I think this was my favourite tweet of 2020. What was yours?

[Guz Khan 🥶 @GuzKhanOfficial]

Tier 5 is going to involve someone swabbing our arseholes with a Vileda mop...

[M @frankstoeknives]

Cannae stop laughing at the sheep my dad saw today. Absolute unit.

[Craig Pratt @Phantompratty]

What a complete bell end of a man!

[Ashley Pratt @Pratts_r_us]

@CoxhoePrimary A & F got dressed up to do the Halloween Trail... We found them all! They also did their pumpkins today too... we've been busy! 🎃🎃💀💀

[Taskmaster @taskmaster]

So it begins... Happy #Taskmaster day everyone!

#DaisyMayCooper, @JohnnyVegasReal, @MawaanR, @Herring1967, #KatherineParkinson, @Gdavies & @AlexHorne will hit your screens at 9pm on @Channel4

[Ashley Pratt @Pratts_r_us]

@CoxhoePrimary FP has been busy making a character from The Ice Monster! He challenges @MissRodgersA to figure out who it is!