Andrew Smith

escaped the coma i was in from 1973

THE pre alpha man from Hello Neighbor

[Andrew Smith @PreAlphaMAndrew]

Hello. I'm here now.

[Andrew Smith @PreAlphaMAndrew]

what do you mean 70% of my followers are porn bots

[Andrew Smith @PreAlphaMAndrew]

@IvantorreIRL @JoeBiden where tf you going? 😭

[Andrew Smith @PreAlphaMAndrew]

hey

[Andrew Smith @PreAlphaMAndrew]

who the hell is Jacob

[Andrew Smith @PreAlphaMAndrew]

losing my mind

[Andrew Smith @PreAlphaMAndrew]

im almost done

[Andrew Smith @PreAlphaMAndrew]

@AndrewSmithHN @HNFact i have reason to believe he also may be responsible for my face being taken

we're in the same boat

[Andrew Smith @PreAlphaMAndrew]

@AndrewSmithHN itll regrow dw ive been around radiation

[Andrew Smith @PreAlphaMAndrew]

i am very beautiful

[Andrew Smith @PreAlphaMAndrew]

@AndrewSmithHN nah I'm able to still eat and shit i just need to keep wearing this weird ass mask

[Andrew Smith @PreAlphaMAndrew]

@Beastheroyalest i went to a plastic surgeon who stole my face and was arrested and now im like this

[Andrew Smith @PreAlphaMAndrew]

this is me

[Andrew Smith @PreAlphaMAndrew]

@TedMPeterson thanks satan

[Andrew Smith @PreAlphaMAndrew]

@AndrewSmithHN NO THAT CRAZY BITCH WAS ARRESTED AND NOW I'M WALKING AROUND WITH A GAP IN MY FACE UNTIL ANOTHER SURGEON COMES

[Andrew Smith @PreAlphaMAndrew]

this is sarcasm i am unable to process reality right now please help me

[Andrew Smith @PreAlphaMAndrew]

i am very beautiful

[Andrew Smith @PreAlphaMAndrew]

@imTh3Badd3st do you like my neighbor's show

[Andrew Smith @PreAlphaMAndrew]

@EnzoEsposito_ if you strive hard enough i believe you can kindap chipmunks

you go girl

[Andrew Smith @PreAlphaMAndrew]

@GuestHN2 @ComicKirk @CryxtonNoMore I'm not taking shit from a fucking forest dweller

[Andrew Smith @PreAlphaMAndrew]

@ConeHeadAwesome you are vile

[Andrew Smith @PreAlphaMAndrew]

this is absolutely disgraceful

[NORBERT (olive otter fan) @coneheadyeah]

@CryxtonNoMore i made pam into a balding man

[Andrew Smith @PreAlphaMAndrew]

@ComicKirk @CryxtonNoMore i look good in an artstyle