'BACKROOMS' director Kane Parsons has reportedly been trapped in his neighbor's basement.
"Hey, this is kind of like my movie," he says.
He is only 20 years old.
‘BACKROOMS’ director Kane Parsons has reportedly adapted to flashing lights.
"They wouldn't stop taking pictures of me", he said.
He is only 37 years old
‘BACKROOMS’ director Kane Parsons has officially backed up his consciousness, so he can live on far into the future, and continue to direct movies.
"Unhandled Exception: 0x80000003"
He will continue to be 20 years old.
(Source: @fancyduckgames)
‘BACKROOMS’ director Kane Parsons fucking sucks at mario, and reportedly almost got himself killed multiple times a second.
He is 20 years old.
(Source: Deadline)