Lills

[ₘᵢₖₑ @SoulBossaNova_]

@allenanalysis Mamdani's NYC is the first time many of us have ever seen a city do everything it can to make life better for the people who live in it

It's wild to see it's even possible

[📦🛠👷🏻‍♂️Sean Larkin @TheLarkInn]

Sweet mother of god it’s so readable I could cry.

[Hey Arnold Perfect Shots @heyarnoldshots]

Kids today will never know how magical this felt.

[Sue♡ @bookslattes]

You seem to be doomscrolling a lot for a girl who has 20+ unread books.

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i took a week off work and learned two things:

1. i thrive in a life of leisure.
2. i cannot currently afford a life of leisure.

[SpookyBees🐝 @spooky_bees]

When I see these genZ videos saying millennials are monopolizing the job market I remember that no one from boomer to zoomer knows how fucking old we are.

Like yes Linda I still work because I’m 36 💀 I’m not holding onto this job to spite you, I need it to live you dork.

[Lills @PreciousLilB]

@toxicwasteplant @gretagerwigflew That’s how the book is written.

[Royally Sage @sage1411]

My brother posts this every year in the family chat on the 4th. Still hilarious.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Big week for hands.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨HOLY SHIT: Thomas Massie is spitting some FACTS right now that should SHUT MAGA UP:

“I think it's ironic that we control the House, Senate, Supreme Court, and the White House, and we're yelling 'election fraud'? I mean, we won all the damn elections.”

[Roddy 🇨🇦 @RodKahx]

This is why I haven't left Twitter.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

The mess that will be left behind will take years to fix.

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Trump: "I didn't guarantee no war."

Trump guaranteeing no more wars:

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Whoever said ‘out of sight, out of mind’ never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

When Tommy Pickles said, “I don’t want SPONSERBILERIES no more!!” I felt that.

[Covie @covie_93]

If members of Congress are struggling to feed their families on their $174k a year salary maybe they should consider cheap cut meats like liver or more affordable meals like a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla and one other thing.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

"I work best under pressure" is ADHD code for "i've spent my entire life unable to start things until the consequences are immediate and catastrophic"

[Jedi @dhe3g]

She just threatened 89% of politicians

[Jenni @hashjenni]

WHEN THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES SAYS HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT AMERICANS FINANCIAL SITUATION.
ITS TIME TO GET RID OF HIM

[Lills @PreciousLilB]

@allie__voss Farmers market turned flea market