WizardofPreciousPearls

A wizard who casts pearls before swine.
I like le morte d'arthur and battle shonen for the same reason.
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@sscorndriv @JadeAtrophis I guess you’re funny in the sense of being rather peculiar

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@FrancosGhost @CatholicaPuella That’s good advice

Which is why the internet will not give it.

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There are only two pieces of marriage advice on the Internet, and they're both terrible, so idk why people keep asking for it.

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@sscorndriv @JadeAtrophis Source?

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@sscorndriv @JadeAtrophis And you aren't? Skull issue

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@ruallsion @JadeAtrophis That's stupid. Whoever made this chart is stupid. Even without the words this chart makes me angry to look at with how counterintuitive it reads.

[An Old Fashioned Girl @JaneAusten4ever]

Dear Earthling,

If the Earth ceased to exist tomorrow, would you have an identity crisis?

Your honest answer to that may reveal an unhealth attachment to your planet.

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@JadeAtrophis I feel like people don’t remember what happens in Raiders because he’s a horrible person throughout that film lol.

And as for contemplating making her eleven, remember, they’re in Hollywood. That’s what they consider pushing the envelope because they’re all degens.

[Vivi Nefertari ✝️ @DesertQueenVivi]

Working as a cashier in a multicultural vacation province, you see all types of people.

What's more sadder than anything is seeing kids younger than 3 mesmerized with a phone, controlling the interface without knowing what they're doing...

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@airravata White people do spank their kids. That only changed in the last 15-20 years.
I’m not talking about belting your child for minor offense like they do, I’m talking about slapping them on the hand when they’ve been intentionally bad.

[WizardofPreciousPearls @PreciousWizard]

When you scold a child, you inflict pain.

When a child feels remorse, they feel pain.

When you send a child to their room, your goal is to make them unhappy.

Every punishment causes pain, that’s the point.

This logic naturally leads to no punishment and permissive parenting.

[🌘ʀᴇᴠᴇɴᴀɴᴛ⚡ @revenant_MMXX]

If your child is too young to understand why their behavior is wrong, they're too young to understand why they're being spanked. If they're old enough to understand, then spanking them is both unnecessary and, at best, a shortcut around some other method that would actually help them understand.

There's no real argument against this. Every single "valid situation" people offer is retarded. "My kid was going to run in the street/they were hitting their sibling/they were going to pull boiling water on themselves." All your fault, all your responsibility, whether they are old enough to understand why these things are wrong or not. If you fail to prevent these situations, you turn to your inability to correct your child without blaming them for YOUR mistakes.

So many of you have been oneshotted by lead-brained Boomerism. You make retarded, invalid analogies to war or criminality. You imagine hypothetical scenarios in which you feel morally righteous about hitting your kids. It's no wonder so many of these people bought into COVID hysteria and have now become Talk Radio Americans with the intellectual depth of Clay Travis and Benny Johnson.

You are failed normies who just want an opportunity to exert frivolous, unearned authority over a person with no ability to resist or counter you. You would be right at home in the HR department or the public school teacher's lounge or a civil rights law firm. You would be cozy and comfortable in the unempathetic, narcissistic Boomer generation, who just got done lecturing you about how you should eat saltines with a squirt of ketchup on them to save money and never experience joy so that you can afford a house in 20 years. And these people will call you a "liberal" for noticing.

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@hinether_66 You will never know

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Yeah I’m totally larping as a macho man you got me

[Seller Cobson @CobsonSeller]

@PreciousWizard it's like you've never been a man in your whole life so you try to LARP as one based off of a Jewish TV caricature of what a man is lmao

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@euradvok That’s a parenting issue, you’ll see those parents are no more responsible with other forms of discipline.

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@swagvacation The entire judicial system across time. Punishments like flogging or beating. These weren’t rare types of punishment.

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@BritannusRomae @JadeAtrophis They also conflate it with being beaten.

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@swagvacation That’s not a thing. We punish adults with physical pain all the time, moreso historically and universally.

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These same people think the death penalty, prison, and other forms of negative reinforcement are effective, but turn into bleeding heart liberals the second you lightly slap a kid’s wrist for hitting their sibling.

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@OVTweetmarck This ain’t a state bird, this is a bird state