sent girlfriend email sayin I was "Leon from Calvin Klein" & having spotted our dog in the park, I want him to be the canine face of Calvin Klein's new boxer-short range for dogs & perhaps she could send a photo of dog in boxer shorts to show marketing dept.
#AprilFoolsDay baby..
while Boris squirms, smirks & lies in duper’s delight today, and as bad as it all is, please bear in mind that at the very least, thankfully, we don’t all have free broadband