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If anyone is looking to have their spirits uplifted by one of the funniest Christmas stories we’ve ever heard, please give this a listen: (BEWARE IT IS FILTHY NOT FOR KIDS 🤣)
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It’s Christmas. Please have a look at my filthy festive feck story called “Jesús, Mary & Joseph try for a Christmas 0rgasm”
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It’s Christmas Eve and you deserve it. (God knows Mary does.) Our final festive fiction from #FriendAndFamily is Jesús, Mary & Joseph try for a Christmas Org*sm, written & performed by @DaveMcgrath1 with a content warning for filth & swearing: https://t.co/3RspHlPZLH MERRY XMAS!
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Buy it here for a top notch Christmas gift 🎁 #amreading
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