Tom

I'm Tom Phelan. I'm a sheep enthusiast and pub owner.

[London on a Brompton @london_brompton]

Storytelling in Greenwich
#bromptonlife

[London on a Brompton @london_brompton]

London on a Brompton on a telephone box
#londonlife
#streetphotography

[London on a Brompton @london_brompton]

London on a #brompton
#TrafalgarSquare
#bromptoncommunity

[Archie Mac @ArchieMac12]

Welcome Home Dave
#DogsAreFamily

[David McGrath @DaveMcgrath1]

Britain faces a simple and inescapable choice -stability and strong Government with me, or chaos with Ed Miliband

[David McGrath @DaveMcgrath1]

Just a reminder now that Southern Irish is trending. It's the republic. The Republic of Ireland. It is not north and south Ireland. Happy to help.

[David McGrath @DaveMcgrath1]

One last plug of my Christmas story.
It's Christmas week, and our hero, Mary explains to her husband, Joseph that in 30 years of marriage she's not ever once...had an 0rgasm
So they go to sex therapy...
#amreadingromance
#shortstory
#comedy
PLS RT
https://t.co/znZ6QNAaIV

[David McGrath @DaveMcgrath1]

Thanks #TheChase & thanks @MarkLabbett
Rematch?

[Archie Mac @ArchieMac12]

Word of the Day: *Eyesome*
PLEASURE TO LOOK AT 👀
#dogsoftwitter

[David McGrath @DaveMcgrath1]

@TedDansonBDay

[Tom @turniptomphelan]

@DaveMcgrath1 @MarkLabbett 🤣🤣🤣 #thechase @ITVChase

[David McGrath @DaveMcgrath1]

Look who just got in after birthday celebrations #absolutedisgrace

[Tom @turniptomphelan]

@Ciara_Knight He’s in a better place

[The Night Premises @PremisesThe]

If anyone is looking to have their spirits uplifted by one of the funniest Christmas stories we’ve ever heard, please give this a listen: (BEWARE IT IS FILTHY NOT FOR KIDS 🤣)
#JoinIn #haveAveryMaryChristmas
#Christmas2021

https://t.co/bSVq9v7OIh

[David McGrath @DaveMcgrath1]

It’s Christmas. Please have a look at my filthy festive feck story called “Jesús, Mary & Joseph try for a Christmas 0rgasm”
#MerryXmas
#ChristmasShortStory
⬇️💋
https://t.co/KBN2MxIpYx

[David McGrath @DaveMcgrath1]

The lads working on the aerial. Anything?
Not yet. Twist it back to me a bit.
Anything?
No.

[Archie Mac @ArchieMac12]

Off to the vet for his first shot
#bigboytwitter

[Archie Mac @ArchieMac12]

Autumn leaves 🍁
#AutumnFalls

[Archie Mac @ArchieMac12]

I wrote a book. I was assisted to a small extent by @liquidhistours. It’s an illustrated guide to #London’s Greatest Pubs and it’s my most accomplished literary work to date (#literarygenius)
Buy it here for a top notch Christmas gift 🎁 #amreading

https://t.co/oC2SfXsbkv

[Archie Mac @ArchieMac12]

Hangin out with my Dad #halloween2021