Tastefully Offensive

The true memeing of life

[James Austin Johnson @JAJCenter]

Guy who invented coffee:

"Don't even talk to me until I've invented coffee"

[Lord James Alvarez @ObscureGent]

I've never listened to music, is it any good?

[nya @xixnya]

If you’re not madly in love with me after 5 minutes I’m just gonna assume you’re confused

[Tastefully Offensive @PremiumFunny]

https://t.co/63x2XXAfJ8

[Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal]

If I were a teacher, 90% the items on your kids' back-to-school lists would be snacks. For me.

[Tastefully Offensive @PremiumFunny]

https://t.co/O8VsRDasoT

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

The Riddler’s career probably took a pretty huge hit once they came out with Google.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Ok I'll bite. What am I supposed to be doing at my job?

[Leah Tiscione @LeahTiscione]

[screaming at Weird Al]
THOSE AREN'T THE WORDS

[Clarissa Maycock @ClarissaDM]

Interviewer: Can you explain the gap in your CV?
Me: I spent 6 hours formatting it in Google Docs and you've opened it in Word.

[Wilde Thingy @wildethingy]

I'm experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep EVERYONE away, whatever their profession.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

HIM: Do you know what horses are?
MEDIEVAL ARTIST: Ha ha! Of course I know horkses!
HIM: Horses.
MEDIEVAL ARTIST:…Horp-horpses.

[Tommytoughstuff @Tommytoughstuff]

[Jeopardy]
Host: "So tell us a little more about yourself!"
Me: *Leans into microphone* "No thanks Alex."

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Replying “that sounds like a you problem” to every work related email as a social experiment

[Amanda @Manda_like_wine]

Whenever you're having a bad day, think of the guy who has to put the circus tent back in its bag.

[jackothy @HansGrubertron]

DATING COACH: So you tried flirting?

ME: Sure, I gave her 'the look'

DATING COACH: Show me

*I bite my lip seductively*

DATING COACH: Have you considered biting the bottom lip?

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Great—my horse has worms and the pharmacy is out of everything except COVID vaccines.

[jame @kloogans]

how high do bugs fly is there a point where they're like nevermind

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

person next to me held their stuffed owl up like this to let it stare out the window during the entire flight

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

Do I want better photos of myself? Yes. Do I refuse to let anyone take a photo of me? Also yes.