Prepared Girls

Made this account to troll our dad lol @thepreparedguy

[Prepared Girls @PreparedGirls]

Editing a book on Preparedness by @Thepreparedguy and his friend - lots of good info in here, coming out strong 💪🏼 #beprepared (definitely sang that in Scar’s voice in my head)

[Prepared Girls @PreparedGirls]

Wish I was a ninja, then I'd always be prepared 🥋(hey @apple, why isn't there a ninja emoji??? This is important)

[Prepared Girls @PreparedGirls]

@iwrote1 Will do!

[Prepared Girls @PreparedGirls]

Heading to New York this weekend 👀 gotta make sure my packing is secure and safe, ain't nobody gonna pick pocket me. ✌🏻

[Prepared Girls @PreparedGirls]

Whoa 👀 https://t.co/b966uqUQ5d

[Blade City @BladeCityKnives]

Epic mystery knife box 🔥

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[Prepared Girls @PreparedGirls]

Survival tip #12: don't grow up just don't it's not worth it I promise it's not that exciting is actually extremely stressful #survival

[Prepared Girls @PreparedGirls]

Someone @Thepreparedguy has just met: Hi! I'm *insert name here*, how are you?
@Thepreparedguy : Hi, I'm Shane. Save your money! #everytime

[Prepared Girls @PreparedGirls]

Me: *walking in the house* Hi dad! Guess wha -
@Thepreparedguy : SAVE YOUR MONEY
Me: I JUST walked in. All I was doing was saying hi.

[Prepared Girls @PreparedGirls]

Happy Holidays! Stay safe as you travel to see family and friends! 🎄🕊🎁

[Prepared Girls @PreparedGirls]

Utterly tragic to see the LGBTQA+ community and the minorities so frightened. (2/2) https://t.co/h4ENykzzR5

[Prepared Girls @PreparedGirls]

The difference in demeanor between the older generations and the millennials\younger voters is astronomical. (1/2)

[Prepared Girls @PreparedGirls]

The difference in demeanor between the older generations and the millennials\younger voters is astronomical. (1/2)

[Prepared Girls @PreparedGirls]

Bye America ✌🏻️ #helloapocalypse #timetodie #nevertrump

[Prepared Girls @PreparedGirls]

I couldn't vote for either of them, either. I'm still not routing for him, though. Genuinely the apocalypse is upon us. #pleasenottrump https://t.co/l4RL5s6yaO

[Prepared Guy @Thepreparedguy]

@PreparedGirls I agree. But he's what we're gonna get and he's #betterthanhillary. I didn't vote for either.

[Prepared Girls @PreparedGirls]

On the bright side dogs will still exist in the morning #Election2016

[Prepared Girls @PreparedGirls]

#notbetterthanhillary I refuse to support a racist white supremacist bigot. Sorry, dad. He's deplorable. https://t.co/atu8xu74KH

[Prepared Guy @Thepreparedguy]

@PreparedGirls #betterthanhillary

[Prepared Girls @PreparedGirls]

No. #pleasenottrump #pleaseletthiselectionbeover

[Prepared Girls @PreparedGirls]

#Tipoftheday please go to sleep on time PLEASE I'm so tired @ me #notprepared #illgetthere #preparedguy #sleep #survival

[Prepared Girls @PreparedGirls]

Survival tip #274: squirrels are mean. Do not engage. I repeat, do not engage. #survival #preparedguy #squirelsman

[Prepared Girls @PreparedGirls]

I love Madea 😂😂😂 https://t.co/n0VqTt0oxK

[Prepared Girls @PreparedGirls]

WHEN YOU'RE SO PREPARED YOU CATCH A FLY IN YOUR HANDS #likeaboss #myroommatecaughtit #wewerescreaming #prepared #preparedguy