Fake Pres Kim Cline

Clearly a parody account of Long Island University, a parody of a university.

[Fake Pres Kim Cline @PresKimCline]

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[Fake Pres Kim Cline @PresKimCline]

ASK MENU🍕

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[Fake Pres Kim Cline @PresKimCline]

#monkeyapp #darkzadie #ometv )Bio)

[Fake Pres Kim Cline @PresKimCline]

#monkeyapp #darkzadie #ometv )Bio)

[Fake Pres Kim Cline @PresKimCline]

Wait. Do you think this is a bad thing?

[LIUBoredOfTrustees @LIUBoredOfTrust]

Look, we understand that forcing faculty to teach in person at #liupost and #liubrooklyn during a pandemic shows a complete lack of concern for the well-being of our students and staff.

That’s it. That’s the Tweet.

[Fake Pres Kim Cline @PresKimCline]

@bensaun What are you trying to say?

[Fake Pres Kim Cline @PresKimCline]

Do colleges need a chief diversity officer? Not at Long Island University. We have white people at the highest ranks from each of the Five Towns in Long Island! https://t.co/KKu43Yi0L7

[Fake Pres Kim Cline @PresKimCline]

If the price is right...

[سيد علی ‎ syed ali @skyedali]

Roc Nation starting with one school, but maybe will take over all of LIU? Brett Yormark, Roc Nation’s President of Business Operations & Strategy: “Expansion beyond our inaugural school will certainly be considered in collaboration with Dr. Cline.” https://t.co/GawJOntHox

[Fake Pres Kim Cline @PresKimCline]

You’re welcome, @LIUBrooklyn. Sign up now before I get bored and cancel this @RocNation thing that has no faculty, classes, or students.

[Roc Nation @RocNation]

In a Historic Collaboration, Roc Nation and Long Island University Establish Roc Nation School of Music, Sports & Entertainment to Educate the Next Generation of Industry Changemakers from LIU Brooklyn. https://t.co/TspxffbSZ3

[Fake Pres Kim Cline @PresKimCline]

@sfstoltenberg Tenure? No.
Raise? We’re not giving them when you’re alive, so...

[Fake Pres Kim Cline @PresKimCline]

Correction: we do not.

[Associate Deans @ass_deans]

Just a reminder for faculty returning in the fall, we do award posthumous tenure.

[Fake Pres Kim Cline @PresKimCline]

@skyedali @EnglandPaula Aw, honey. You’re so lucky I didn’t fire half of you like they did at Akron. But like you said, your contract is up next summer! Try not to, you know, while you’re teaching in those rooms without ventilation!

[Fake Pres Kim Cline @PresKimCline]

Silly, silly boy. Here at LIU we are going face to face with thoughts and prayers.

[Jesse Stommel @Jessifer]

Dear institutions weighing a return to campus “to keep the university financially viable” versus the current surge in COVID cases, saving the college isn’t worth a single dead student or teacher. That’s my “risk assessment.”

[Fake Pres Kim Cline @PresKimCline]

This confidence is well founded. Trust us.

[Associate Deans @ass_deans]

Student affairs has every confidence that the undergraduates will comply with gathering limits, masking, social distancing, and acceptance of the housing staff "behavioral guidance."

Every. Confidence.

[Fake Pres Kim Cline @PresKimCline]

@skyedali @LIUBrooklyn Also, thoughts and prayers.

[Fake Pres Kim Cline @PresKimCline]

@skyedali @LIUBrooklyn Don’t make me feel bad or I’ll have to call the police on you.

[Fake Pres Kim Cline @PresKimCline]

@skyedali @LIUBrooklyn To what end?

[Fake Pres Kim Cline @PresKimCline]

@ass_deans You haven’t disbanded them yet? I instructed the provost to instruct down the line to you.

[Fake Pres Kim Cline @PresKimCline]

And I may or may not have cut off their health care. It’s unlikely they’ll get the Coronavirus in New York, right?

[Fake Pres Kim Cline @PresKimCline]

I laid off dozens of secretaries here at Long Island University the other day. No, we’re not in financial trouble due to #COVID19. I did it because I could! #DisasterCapitalism higher ed version.