🇺🇸President Beanie

OWWOW I'm Madam Prezident Beanie & I won the Murican lekshun bc of my pinyunz. Tourettes Flavoured Cheetosface is my puppet & is stopping all bad Mexican Catnip

[🇺🇸President Beanie @PresidentBeanie]

@EllenLN4 @robjGoldberg @4tis @Catferretvdamme @Mirkked Gaia? Come on, a reputable source please. And biologists would LOVE this shit if these discoveries were made. A whole new species, why are they extinct; how old are they; where do they fit in human evolution, or are they descended from a different species altogether?

[🇺🇸President Beanie @PresidentBeanie]

@JohnMultiverse @SweetBeans99 So a. I’m an alt account and b. I’ve been scrolling through the #NewGuy hashtag, trying to find the origins of this. Turns out the artist is using a block bot. I have no clue who my cat is following to get blocked by her. I think we’ll survive.

[🇺🇸President Beanie @PresidentBeanie]

@JTViper1991 I actually think this is a fair point!

[Jorden @Jorden4035]

I didn't know you were a detective @IrateBear !!!!!

[nostalgia hub @IL0VEthe80s]

Retweet if you know what this is...

[Dan The Man @Elephant_ITR]

Apparently, @ademotivator has found himself suspended for harassment. If you can't handle Tim, you don't belong here.

#FreeDemotivator

[🇺🇸President Beanie @PresidentBeanie]

@heatyler23 @CamEdwards @youngblackcon They're hens' periods! I've heard Freelee say it! Hens' periods! How dare we eat hens' periods! It obviously hurts them emotionally!

[🇺🇸President Beanie @PresidentBeanie]

@YourselfSuit OOOOW WOW 🐾🇺🇸 Prezidant Beanie approves this English grammar lesson by her Hooman Slave.

[🇺🇸President Beanie @PresidentBeanie]

@YourselfSuit It AFFECTS my life bc I can't stand to see the EFFECT of a career of imbecilic video content on YouTube & how it's warped someone's grammar😱

[🇺🇸President Beanie @PresidentBeanie]

@PeachBalie @JTViper1991 I already have emojis for this! 🦈🗓 Shark Week! Ain't broke don't fix it! Also these are so friggin gross!

[Positive Improvement @PositiveImprove]

These are the people who should be made famous. Not the murderer.
The media should spread their life stories, hopes, dreams and ideas. https://t.co/ne8CAvKlIa

[SugarTits 🧸🎀🤬 @Sugar_Tits_Bear]

@Andywarski Andy...I just want to apologise for all the times I called you a raging homo... I didn't know it would affect you mentally..🤣🤣

[Eazyy @Rush_Eazy]

If y'all can retweet for chicken nuggets, Y'all can RETWEET for this!

[🇺🇸President Beanie @PresidentBeanie]

@PeachBalie @Whitesquall_87 @Andywarski @NameIsJosephine @ChrisWarski Naw it was planned that way bc they were competing to see who could get Josephine to sit 'closer'. Trying to expel the ghey rumours lol

[🇺🇸President Beanie @PresidentBeanie]

@DrtyHippiePanda Literally the cousin of this lil face I swear!

[Chez @M4HCHE3ZY]

Sorry boys, @Wendys doesn't chill. #wendys #wendysroast

[🇺🇸President Beanie @PresidentBeanie]

@Linzolle @MrFwibbles @LOSTLEAD8R @marxistotle Time is far too simple w/ this linear thing... we should start resetting dates or moving them around to accommodate cool shit like this.

[christoph @Halalcoholism]

Roses are red,
Kardashians are famous,