Rutherford B. Hayes

I was the 19th President of the United States. There's nothing you can do now, it's too late. Unless you have a time machine, if you do, just leave me be.

[John Adams @PresidentAdams]

Thomas Jefferson’s original line was, “life, liberty and secure the bag.”

[John Adams @PresidentAdams]

@realDonaldTrump @POTUS Where was Fox News when I needed them.

[John Adams @PresidentAdams]

#BreakingNews Tekashi 6ix9ine released from custody on his way to Virginia to teach governor a lesson on taking responsibility. #NorthamMustResign

[Rutherford B. Hayes @PresidentHayes]

Officially changing my name to RBH. Just the initials. - RBH out.

[John Adams @PresidentAdams]

A #NewtExcuse is when you get totally busted in a lie and make up an excuse that doesn't even kind-of make sense.

[Rutherford B. Hayes @PresidentHayes]

It's true what they say. I really was the worst president you haven't heard of.

[Rutherford B. Hayes @PresidentHayes]

#HottestPeopleOnTwitter you're looking at him.

[Rutherford B. Hayes @PresidentHayes]

Another day spent with just me and my whiskey. No one loves a lame president.

[John Adams @PresidentAdams]

I will most definitely be appointing Sherlock Holmes to FBI director after 2012.

[John Adams @PresidentAdams]

Democratic-Republicans #noonecares

[Rutherford B. Hayes @PresidentHayes]

Spring is here and my hibernation is coming to a close. Maybe I'll lose the beard this summer.

[Rutherford B. Hayes @PresidentHayes]

What a beautiful day to be a former president.

[Rutherford B. Hayes @PresidentHayes]

Looking back on it I was a pretty badass president.

[Rutherford B. Hayes @PresidentHayes]

Being a president on twitter used to mean something.

[John Adams @PresidentAdams]

I'm currently calling into @charliesheen's show. Getting a busy signal.

[Rutherford B. Hayes @PresidentHayes]

Even in the 19th century Rutherford was an ugly name for a child.

[Rutherford B. Hayes @PresidentHayes]

@PresidentAdams all this discussion of @charliesheen is not very presidential of you, Mr. Adams.

[John Adams @PresidentAdams]

Charlie Sheen - I IS WINR? http://twitpic.com/44yahy

[John Adams @PresidentAdams]

At my interview yesterday I was asked to, "describe a time you exercised leadership." I threw down a history book and said, "Next question."

[John Adams @PresidentAdams]

#YouKnowDamnWell I was a better president than history gave me credit for. Most of the bad stuff they say I did didn't even happen.