Malloy For President

Couldn't button my shoes or tie my shirt until I was in 5th grade. Follow me on my journey to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

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Get ready to be taxed by the mile, #bitches (someone has to pay for my $100b transportation plan!). If... https://t.co/OBandpp9wA

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Just being a good father and bypassing airport security with my son's backpack because it has #drugs in it... https://t.co/kGveANiwsz

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Just bypassing airport security with my son's backpack because it has drugs in it. https://t.co/mun8Sw0uiC

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How can I make #Connecticut less free this week?

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I would like to thank the Connecticut House Democrats and the CT Senate Democrats, who passed H.B. 5054, and... https://t.co/EB6HFWDOrj

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LT. Gov. Wyman and I will host a town hall meeting tonight, starting at 7pm, at Asnuntuck Community College (170... https://t.co/GKHtxuAshM

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Who did this? If you don't like #Connecticut, get the fuck out. Now, where the hell did I put my #crack pipe? https://t.co/2USJVVRonz

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Good job to the Connecticut State Police for seizing all these marijuana plants. Running for #president is... https://t.co/e8xmm1BKkb

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I Single-handedly ended #veteran #homelessness in #Connecticut. Imagine what I could do as your #president.

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My #mama said that #pot is the devil.

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I am proud to announce that #NAMBLA (North American Man/Boy Love Association) has endorsed me for #president. If... https://t.co/9dWQRf9V8m

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Wait, GE is moving out of #Connecticut? #Oops

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@RealTimDeMarco @generalelectric you've got it!

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I thought I was going to get lucky with the First Lady, Michelle Obama, last night :/.

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@StamfordProbZ @MichelleObama Did I look presidential? #SOTU #SOTU16

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@StamfordProbZ @News12CT would you contribute to my campaign if you win one of these days?

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There has been a lot of confusion on the #campaign trail lately. It is me, not Hillary, running for #president.... https://t.co/ZkMDSMFSF0

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@Jake2A I'll worry about that later, I'm going to get lucky!

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I am proud to announce that I will be sitting with the First Lady, Michelle Obama, in her box, for President... https://t.co/JCsLoLjcC5

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In #Connecticut, gun control works. #GunControl #GunSense #DamNRA #NotOneMore... https://t.co/36P4zM9f4O