Iain Wright

[Iain Wright @President_Iain]

I’m a sick president. I’m doing everything right. Honestly

[Iain Wright @President_Iain]

I know we didn’t have many committee members at gcc today. But I still refuse to go, I can’t be seen mixing with the peasants

[Iain Wright @President_Iain]

After much discussion and pressure for me to attend Bennybeg, I have decided that my time is too valuable to waste on freshers

[Iain Wright @President_Iain]

I actually have the turtle in my basement. Didn't want a power struggle between us

[Iain Wright @President_Iain]

FUCK YOU ALI

[Iain Wright @President_Iain]

I have heard rumours of people saying I was voted in as a joke... that is FAKE NEWS

[Iain Wright @President_Iain]

... by an inept committee. This is my chance to express my true thoughts and feelings as your supreme leader

[Iain Wright @President_Iain]

I think it is about time I make it onto Twitter. As you know, I was voted to lead this society back to greatness, but I am being held back..