Jennifer

degenerate, selectively brilliant, crypto trader, hopeful bag holder

[Jennifer @PressedSoPretty]

@moneymotive888 $100

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Anyone with enough money and power to drop #BTC 18% in 48 hours is 99.99% more likely to show up in the #Epsteinfiles.

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What social media platform is best for someone who wants to get rich while doing nothing?

#getrichquick #adulting #nothustling #dailystruggles

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@Willrinne @gordongekko 🙋‍♀️

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@gordongekko Well, I’m about to have to sell my crypto to buy a new car since mine gave up on me, so you can help me and support the cause! 😉

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@benjamincowen I think the consensus here is that everyone is buying completely different coins.

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@BofA_Help I really need to speak to someone about my account but all the nearby banking centers are not accepting in person appointments at this time. Do you not offer virtual appointments? I need to speak with someone beyond the first level of customer service.

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@UHC What a shame that you are choosing profit over your customers by dropping Wellstar off your network. It shouldn’t be hard to negotiate terms if you put your customers first, as you say you do. Prove yourselves! #wellstar #HealthInsurance

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@WebullGlobal Last 3 help requests I have made were never answered. Customer service is essential and I have never experienced such terrible “support” from any company I have had to reach out to.

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@DimaZeniuk Sounds good, but the reality of the situation is that he is not the one on the production lines. Demanding that something be done in 6 months- when it should take 10 years- means that his employees must sacrifice their personal life entirely.

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@scottmelker I’m just trying to figure out how to make it into Jeff Bezo’s will before he launches.

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@palikaras You guys do realize that a lot goes on behind the scenes of a merger, right? The current downtrend is not because of the CEO, but because of uninformed traders who panicked the moment they learned what a reverse split means.

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@palikaras One question that keeps coming up from @TRCHEnergy investors is about the dividend payout. Recent PR states that the dividends would be paid by June 25th, which has confused newer investors. It might help to clarify the stipulations behind the dividend payout.

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@DanceSafe Growing up with a heroin addicted sister, I thank God that fentanyl wasn’t a threat before her recovery 12 yrs ago. She would surely be dead if it had been. Curious, I looked up testing kits and arrived at your website. Amazing work! Why isn’t this on shelves yet?

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@CashApp It has been 15 hours since I transferred BTC after purchasing through CashApp. Is this typical? It has never taken this long for me.

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@ReeInspired Probably nickel and dime it away on various Amazon purchases that I have moved from my cart to “save for later”.

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@elonmusk So I was thinking... can you just, like, give me a billion dollars? I have never had a billion dollars before and it is on my bucket list. I am about $99,993,000 short of my goal. In return, I will gift you with a signed photo of Neil Armstrong that I forged myself.

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@Dingusdoofus14 @Jerry75194209 @axeltdesign @Charbel06804683 @Georgisto2 @elonmusk Ok- but can this be proven with concrete evidence?

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@ReinierBarrios1 @elonmusk This deserves a reply from Elon.

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@Jerry75194209 @axeltdesign @Charbel06804683 @Georgisto2 @elonmusk Dinosaurs are based on scientific evidence and therefore their existence is a fact. Jesus is based on an idea and cannot ever be proven. I’m not trying to get into any religious debates, but wanted to prevent you from embarrassing yourself in the future. You’re welcome.