Preston Jacobson

Tax Payer. Free Thinker. Proud Capitalist. American dream success story. Registered member of party of Abe and Reagen. Providing Husband. Mens rights activist.

[Preston Jacobson @PrestonJacobso8]

Dear twitter trolls, I am not a boomer. My birthday is 4/20/69, which means I am not a “boomer”. Find a new insult or maybe listen to what I have to say if you’d like to learn a thing or two

[Preston Jacobson @PrestonJacobso8]

I still don’t trust “wemby’s” ability to restrain his violent communist/Trotskyist tendencies but am still very happy they beat the OKC hooked on phonicses. In other news wife is being perhaps menopausal (basically a total bitch). Gonna watch wild things in the basement again

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Wembenyama should be awaiting his bail hearing right now, certainly has no business on an nba court.

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Darryn Peterson is a complete loser thug who has no talent. Should not even be close to be a top three pick in the draft

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Did not realize that the African French were so inherently violent. Saw the video of Wembenyama elbow. Acting like a total gang member out there. This kind of thuggery will not be tolerated

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Ha! Roy brought condoms for Rick since his piss was burning after the “incident” with the Outback Steakhouse hostess with the arm slings at last years Pensacola trip. Too bad his little pecker won’t fit in them!!! Awesome start in the keys already

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Had a few to many high lifes last nite w/ Jimmy the Democrat. Couldnt listen to his bitching about being poor so left him w/ the check & went home to ask chat gtp to write a sequel to wild things w/o the dude in it. Gonna be great material for the keys w/ Rick & Roy this week!

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Watching wild things for first time this month. Very disappointing that they messed up the camera angles with neve Campbell in a few critical scenes. Robs the audience of full character development. Does anyone know if there is extended version/deleted scenes (unrated is fine)?

[Preston Jacobson @PrestonJacobso8]

Daddy daughter dance at the aquarium, one of the best nights of the year. Rick and I like to go scout the next generation of “waitresses”

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The saddest day I can remember. RIP to the greatest football coach of all time. Notre Dame has never been the same since he left. Hard to believe that the current state of the program didn’t play a part in his demise. Little boy Marcus has blood on his hands

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Say what you will about Oklahoma but their fan base seems to be made up of mostly the lower class

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@MODofDC @RivalsHS @GovRonDeSantis Did you just call me underachieving? You have no idea how much you just embarrassed yourself and your credibility. I work in a field that is 10x more competitive and than whatever the hell Teddy is doing with these young kids. He couldn’t even make it in the NFL as a starter

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@dat_boi_boogie @RivalsHS @GovRonDeSantis This was not at all proven in the court of law. Likely a clout chasing women trying to get paid out. This happens more than a lot of people think. Especially with successful people

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@dat_boi_boogie @RivalsHS @GovRonDeSantis Of course not Peyton Manning was a standup professional and person. A salt of the earth man, who gave tons of money to charity and is also a great businessman

[Preston Jacobson @PrestonJacobso8]

In fact if you hear any of your employees even saying the word union I would strongly recommend firing them on the spot as an example. Democrat lawyers claim it’s illegal but I’ve never once been arrested (unlike my fired workers who tend to probably steal from the cash register)

[Preston Jacobson @PrestonJacobso8]

Organized a pizza Friday for all my workers today, no one even showed up. I showed up every day and never got anything as generous as pizza friday. Safe to say I will be docking everyone’s pay for the pizza. Word of advice for other business owners: never hire union workers

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@RickGuthrie20 Yeah this is well documented his “handlers” were recruiting Lacy. This was before she got pregnant

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@glennbeck @realDonaldTrump This is one of the gayest things I have ever read and my son is an openly promiscuous homosexual in San Francisco who watches Ron Paul’s drag race every goddamn night

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Thought my ungrateful son might have turned the corner after his “incident” with the fooseball table & the grape jelly because I saw him watching hockey but turns out it is a show completely filled with homosexuals and likely encouraging support for Biden + possibly antifa. @FBI