Presto-The-Besto

Famous Shower Singer from Texas

[Presto-The-Besto @PrestonMitche11]

Nobody will be playing purple rain after this. https://t.co/RxAPqmlMxn

[National Weather Service @NWS]

#Harvey in perspective. So much rain has fallen, we've had to update the color charts on our graphics in order to effectively map it.

[Presto-The-Besto @PrestonMitche11]

What do you like most about your job?
Lunch Breaks and Leaving!!

[Presto-The-Besto @PrestonMitche11]

They want me gone. Out of the picture! Burry me now and I only get bigger; That's word to my, words' to my "👺!!"
#drake

[Presto-The-Besto @PrestonMitche11]

Girls these days remind me of hungry squirrels!

[Presto-The-Besto @PrestonMitche11]

She don't get high anymore; I don't make her fly like before! #alanjackson

[♦️Rowe♣️ @Dalton_Rowe15]

Next move better than my last move

[Presto-The-Besto @PrestonMitche11]

Got down with old James Brown and I feel like I'm having a record year!

[Presto-The-Besto @PrestonMitche11]

Save your money; pay with cash! Don't drink the water in Mexico

[Presto-The-Besto @PrestonMitche11]

I Lion would never drink and drive but a Tiger Wood

[Presto-The-Besto @PrestonMitche11]

@Dalton_Rowe15 I don't have too. I don't look at my feed as regular as you lol

[Presto-The-Besto @PrestonMitche11]

You told me you would call me back D-Rowe

[♦️Rowe♣️ @Dalton_Rowe15]

You trying wayyy to hard

[Presto-The-Besto @PrestonMitche11]

If you have toe prints on your windshield; you and your girl are living it up right!

[Presto-The-Besto @PrestonMitche11]

One day I'm going to laugh at what I used to do.

[Presto-The-Besto @PrestonMitche11]

Knock knock....

[Presto-The-Besto @PrestonMitche11]

Between Ashley McBryde and Chris Stapleton we might actually can get our Contry back!!!

[Presto-The-Besto @PrestonMitche11]

Nobody can come in the way of what the fuck I do. I do what I want because of the simple fact of, " I can!" That's why!

[Presto-The-Besto @PrestonMitche11]

You can get any girl while having a good girl. Why do better when nobody understands who you are like she does? I guess it's up to the man!!

[Jessie Cuevas @jessie_cuevas2]

There's a lot of stuff I don't take serious or care about but mess with my friends or family then it gets pretty serious