zaey

just here for laughs

[reallifeplayboi_ @Bigbardisett]

In kulture mind she probably think her mom could bring the sun to earth if she wanted too😭

[FLEEKNIK @Judnikki]

you see how harlem niggas behave and tell me it don’t make a difference being born here.

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

if I owned a corporation that had men as the primary audience for sales demographics, I'd offer her a supermax contract that was commission based. she's capable of selling so effortlessly that this man actually thinks she's talking to him.

[alxndr @alexaldente]

“My Christian’s Dior” is kind of an all-timer

[DJ Akademiks @Akademiks]

Women find the most creative way to say their type is “ANYBODY BUT A BROKE ASS NIGGA” 😭😭 @daphnejoys u crazy lol

[zaey @PrettyPrettty]

@ybbarzz Pull em down

[Dean Turner @DeanTTraining]

This meal plan is…

1,934 Calories
~166g Protein
~169g Carbs
~66g Fat

Meal 1:
- 3 Large Eggs
- 300g Strawberry Greek Yogurt

Meal 2:
- 8oz 96/4 Ground Beef w/ Taco Seasoning
- 450g Potatoes
- 1.5 Cups Broccoli

Meal 3:
- 8oz Chicken Thighs w/ Chipotle Pepper Marinade
- 3 Carb Savvy Taco Tortillas
- 3 Cups Shredded Lettuce

[Ounka @OunkaOnX]

Reporter: Did you see that Sean Strickland got banned from the White House for talking about Israel?

Bryce Mitchell: I'm not surprised at all. In fact, that's the only nation you're not allowed to criticize. Something's going to change because evil empires don't last forever.

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

I don't care if you're 15, 30, or 60lbs overweight.

This is the grocery list, meals, and workouts you use to lose it ASAP.

[KickChamp👑 @Kick_Champ]

Adrien Broner got PHYSICAL with his girlfriend while drunk after catching her CHEATING inside the house he paid for 😳

[Skylar DeRouen @Skylarjderouen]

I live in Rio and actually seen this girl at the beach in copacabana. She is fairly attractive and you can tell she works out.

Even then, there is no sense of urgency to take her serious because there are just so many Brazilian women that outrank her. Attractive tourist in Brazil get pumped and dumped.

[Bella Hadidn’t @SkinwithLolami]

I raise you these 2.

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

CJ McCollum we called you a madman

[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

The Roth IRA limit is $7,500.

That's $145 a week.

If you invest $145 a week into an S&P 500 index fund for 30 years, you'll only spend $225,000 of your own money but at retirement you should have $1.4 million.

That's the power of compound interest + long-term investing.

[Zendaya Updates @Zendaya_Updated]

An unreleased clip of Zendaya and Angus Cloud from 'Euphoria' Season 1 was used in the Season 3 finale as a tribute. 🤍

[FREE TAXSTONE! @Diamy_TV]

this is fucking sick i don’t like money that much.

[500 🏎 @Kameron_Hay]

Good thread

[egbidi @stellaoki]

She found out her husband is cheating through her five year old

[First Things First @FTFonFS1]

“The Thunder ran into an incredible team that ultimately, while they were hurt, was not as hurt as them and they lost in Game 7 by 8 points. That is what happened.”

@DannyParkins still thinks it’s inevitable that OKC will win another title:

[siah 💋♎️ @extraathique]

Then it wasn’t planned babe.