Just got into a sports bar here in Poland.
As soon as I walked in the door, I saw a crowd of young alpha males enjoying some ice cold beers trying to get the bartenders attention.
They requested he change the TVs away from NFL pregame and to the RNC so they could watch President Trump and JD Vance’s highly-anticipated speeches in Dallas.
“Football can wait,” one of them said. “The future of the free world is far more important.”
I walked up behind the blokes and put my hands on their broad shoulders.
“Boys!” I said exuberantly. “You read my mind. I was about to ask the same thing.”
“Eh… I’m not sure we get that channel,” the bartender said, dismissively. “Can I get you a drink, though?”
My brow furrowed with irritation. I could feel the tension growing in the shoulders of the boys in front of me as they became frustrated with the bartender.
“Listen here, son,” I called out to the bartender, an unimpressive shaggy-haired blonde man named Stanislaw. “I would like a drink, but more importantly, I would like you to give me the respect I deserve.”
The boys faces turned from consternation to amusement, as I put my finger in Stanislaw’s chest and corrected him.
“That was not a casual request to be discarded simply because you don’t feel like searching for the remote,” I scolded. “You will change the channel to the RNC before we miss another speech. You will fetch me the coldest American beer you can find. And you will do both of those things… PRONTO.”
The other patrons had taken notice of the escalated masculinity in the bar and began to chant “R-N-C! R-N-C!” in support.
The bartender apologized and frantically began to search for the remote.
The eyes of the entire world are on this historic midterm RNC!
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MY GOD!
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@babybeginner Ok. I'll keep trying with the treats! Because he does really good when I'm setting his wet food in front of him and let's my hand get really close, but then we both get kinda scared and pull away. I might need to look into the pink gloves of petting!
@feederofcats Oh he's purrfect! I've been trying to tame 2 ferals for a year via my garage. Them just sitting close to me after this long is an achievement
@catshealworldd It really is. I take care of a couple feral kitties, they don't let me touch them, but they'll hang out in the garage with me. Mama Kitty is on the right, she's not totally comfortable yet. Hence half in half out of the garage lol
Picture it: It's 6:45am I'm outside smoking and as I go back in... the doors locked. So I venture 6 blocks to go get my spare from my sister. I walk back, go in the house and this is what I see.
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