Pretzel Flavored 🥨

Freshly baked, extra salty

[Pretzel Flavored 🥨 @PretzelFlavored]

@ChildOfKhan_ How do you get this specific with your topics

[mx🩵 @Emmie_exx]

bro delete this he might actually kill himself

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

If I'm reading this right, America is giving Iran $300 billion dollars, unfreezing billions more, ending all sanctions, acknowledging Iranian hegemony over the Hormuz, and in exchange we got to kill an 86 year old man, make gas more expensive, and blow up an elementary school.

[Pretzel Flavored 🥨 @PretzelFlavored]

You fuckers really got my hope up with the first half of that sentence

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Longtime GOP Sen. Mitch McConnell, 84, has been admitted to the hospital. The cause of his hospitalization and condition are not known. https://t.co/ZfYRElfRoW

[Pretzel Flavored 🥨 @PretzelFlavored]

Is no one else seeing the Kirk in him??

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

‘Obsession’ star Michael Johnston shares new photo.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

We wanted to understand what’s happening with the Strait of Hormuz. So we talked to five raw milk drinkers at an emergency room in Idaho.

[Pennsylvania Governor's Office @PAGovOffice]

Happy 6/7, Pennsylvania.

[pengwynn @pengwyndolin]

you can tell when someone is from pennsylvania because they’ll speak with an accent and cadence you’ve never heard before in your entire life

[.𝒅𝒆𝒔 @wyadesire]

That chill ass moment you accept it's over forever at 2pm on a Wednesday

[Pretzel Flavored 🥨 @PretzelFlavored]

And the Idahoans want you to keep thinking this way 🤫

[Vintage Maps @vintagemapstore]

Vacationing in the US by mattsurelee

[That Gay Guy Candle Co. 🇺🇸 @gayguycandleco]

CHARLIE KIRK IS DEAD AND PRIDE MONTH IS ALIVE 🏳️‍🌈

[sean @_sn_n]

This is why Obama won reelection

[Pretzel Flavored 🥨 @PretzelFlavored]

Honestly just live in C the rest of my life

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

You just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation. But there’s a catch: you have to stay within one region the whole time. What are you picking?

[Epic Maps 🗺️ @theepicmap]

The most "boring" drive between two American cities: Denver to Kansas City, MO.

[Allyson @ABQBearsGrl89]

I can't believe 77M fucking morons put us through this shit twice.

[St. Wilding Gyres @wilding_gyres]

*taps the sign*

[Pretzel Flavored 🥨 @PretzelFlavored]

A great watch overall about the situation in North Jersey, but the part starting at 15:07 really does sum up my contempt for this fucking country https://t.co/pc4xPuMAIX

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

When this guy croaks there’s going to be a global celebration like this planet has never seen before.

[hamsta @goobygirl2]

i am my worst enemy but i will defeat me soon