Samuel F. Henderson

Current KND President Future USA President

[Samuel F. Henderson @PrezTwinkle]

Instead of wishing for things to happen, do work. Get your hands dirty.

But bring ample hand sanitizer. #tipsbytwinkle

[Samuel F. Henderson @PrezTwinkle]

The library is my dojo.

Not literally. I study a lot. There is no karate involved at all.

[Samuel F. Henderson @PrezTwinkle]

Looking good gentlemen. #KappaNuDelta #KND #rushweek

[Samuel F. Henderson @PrezTwinkle]

@PebblesPete I don't know where you are, no. Sorry. And I'm not mad, but did you take several of the couch cushions with you?

[Samuel F. Henderson @PrezTwinkle]

It is absolutely crucial to dress for success. Always. Try wearing sharp, pressed pajamas for a successful night of sleep. #tipsbytwinkle

[Samuel F. Henderson @PrezTwinkle]

@jar_bings Oh God. OK. Thank you. I'll arrange a plan of action meeting ASAP.

[Samuel F. Henderson @PrezTwinkle]

I am a Keg Stand Champion AND a future #USPresident

[Samuel F. Henderson @PrezTwinkle]

Online dating combines two of my favorite things: Guys and Algorithms. Thanks @okcupid !

[Samuel F. Henderson @PrezTwinkle]

One step at a time. Unless you're a long jumper. #anexampleofajoke

[Samuel F. Henderson @PrezTwinkle]

Please join us for Rush Week at Kappa Nu Delta. #KND

[Samuel F. Henderson @PrezTwinkle]

Do not forget to compliment your subordinates. #allgreatleaders