Jev

Chelsea FC.

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Waiting till you look homeless before getting a haircut>>>>>

[dead @_xnes]

2 random man a thump it out inna the miggle a HWT instead of using firearms or knives? my country is healing.

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

Once you start working out you really gotta
work out for the rest of your life

[Jev @Prezijev]

Stay dangerous

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Louisiana pastor beats up a man who allegedly threatened to r*pe and kill his wife and grandchildren.

[Nathan ✰ @Just1Nathann_]

I recommend using absence to gain your respect back.

I recommend giving a girl your number instead of asking for hers. If she likes you, she will text you.

I recommend building your body, especially your shoulders. You'd be surprised how much more attractive you look with a better frame.

I recommend putting people in their place at the very first sign of disrespect.

I recommend not chasing people. Pay attention to who chooses you.

I recommend leaving rooms where you constantly have to prove your worth.

I recommend being honest from the beginning. Pretending is exhausting.

I recommend saving money before people know you're making money.

I recommend letting people underestimate you.

I recommend taking pictures and videos of your parents more often.

[OLA ⏳ @A_kinola02]

😭😭😂😂😂

[Alina ♰ @emalkova22]

All this shi just to die on a random day

[Tandy @LFC_Tandy]

Born too late to see dinosaurs
Born too early to see flying cars
Born just in time to witness Leo Messi

[VisualGame @avisualgame]

Lionel Messi, I’ve watched you do that for 19 years and I’m still not tired of seeing it.

The greatest sportsman ever.

[B @utdbrxy]

Congrats on living long enough to see another World Cup and RIP to all those we lost along the way

[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

Marijuana with ADHD is dangerous because why did my shower turn into a TED Talk where I defended myself against accusations nobody made.

[Forte😶‍🌫️ @Forte4r]

the smell of weed outside the neighborhood means somebody paid their bills and is minding their business

[Jev @Prezijev]

11 a night a my bredda a fry fish

[Zion @zionszzn]

“I never asked you to” is such a nasty thing to say after benefiting from someone’s time and love.

[ʙᴏʏᴇᴡᴇʟʟɴᴇss @askcoachboye]

Them: You go to the gym 5 times a week??? You must be shredded

Me gaining and losing the same 5lbs every month

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

When I run into the manager who made my life miserable at my old job

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

Three things I know AS FACT:
1. Prayer does work.
2. The tables do turn.
3. God is good all the time.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you’re slowly watching one of your favorite shirts turn into a house shirt

[Sports Season @SportsSeason_]

Nigga like me would’ve picked up the horse and slid it under her but I’m just built different