Not the price street pig

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Does anyone know when it’s gonna stop

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

I’m addicted to knocking things before I try them

[Not the price street pig @PriceStLegend]

Scientists made up evaporation. Prove me wrong

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

can’t believe I have one wild & precious life and I’m spending it terrified to answer an email

[pj @pjayevans]

Bagels have a hole in them just like an acoustic guitar but that’s about where the similarities end

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

This is how it feels to have a job

[reesie :) @Reesieeeee]

when the bus gets here 5 minutes early I'm like

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Ole Miss feeling it. #ThankYouMintzy

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

You are such an idiot but keep fighting the good fight

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Not the price street pig @PriceStLegend]

Absurdly hot take. Kroger has the best wings in Oxford and you can’t change my mind

[Not the price street pig @PriceStLegend]

Cannot relate

[helena riley @freshhel]

Why did he say this. love it

[juicy j @therealjuicyj]

We at war right now & we high

[James Medlock @jdcmedlock]

Hot take: war bad

[Pope @punishedpope]

the key to atlantis

[Not the price street pig @PriceStLegend]

Choose ur fighter

[Not the price street pig @PriceStLegend]

Nerd alert 😂 @ElizBruh_1738

[Not the price street pig @PriceStLegend]

Really hope it’s the latter

[Not the price street pig @PriceStLegend]

Is someone clipping their nails in the library or am I hearing things

[omsportsburner @omsportsburner]

We can’t catch a fucking break