Prick Huber

These are my thoughts, musings, and pontifications on REAL ESTATE, STARTUPS, BUSINESS, FINANCE, AND INVESTMENTS.
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I used to think that rich people did fancy things like fly private.

Now I realize the richest guy I know is a plumber.
A thread 👇

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@MatznerJon I have found that belting is quite satisfying for me, the father.

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@SpaceCoastCRE I once golfed with 3 strangers. Not a single one asked me what I do. Can you believe that shit?

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Even better: get a turtle. Focus your energies on your business, feed the turtle when you get home.

Turtles live a long time.

When you die, leave the $10m to the turtle.

[Worst Finance Takes @Lifeinvestmoney]

Unpopular opinion:

Having a dog is basically the same thing as having a kid

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@realEstateTrent And more important than number of impressions:

Number of people who think you're an irritating douche

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@RobertMSterling B. The rest is trash, but an 850 credit score is something I could finally impress my father with.

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@EricJorgenson One of these is not like the other

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@Cribdilla My house is my biggest cash equity investment, biggest source of my equity, and biggest asset. The American Dream is not dead and will carry most people through retirement and beyond while the suckers keep renting.

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@buccocapital Rich Dad Poor Dad
The Millionaire Fastlane
Think and Grow Rich

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@meetmikehiggins None of the above. Give me a pick axe and a shovel and i'll build you a mountain.

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@Cokedupoptions Divorce is for idiots. The strongest wealth-building technique available to normal people is to stay married.

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I went to Tufts, a school that many would kill to attend, and learned from some of the best in the world.

But I didn't make a dime until I picked up a broom and started sweeping.

Built my own startup.

And I swept those profits right into real estate.

[StripMallGuy @realEstateTrent]

This poster was very popular when I was a kid.

First saw it when I was about 11 years old, and it had a major impact on me at that point in my life, sending a clear message connecting education with success.

I’m sure it did the same for many others.

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@realEstateTrent This is a great message. Too many people decry higher ed these days.

The reality is, if you want those cars, you need that degree.

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Free #sweaty business idea:
Pick up dirty facemasks off the ground
Wash them by hand
Sell them as "like new"
Your margins are virtually infinite as the inventory is free. There are so many ways to make money in the 21st century. No excuses.

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I used to have a business that relied on manual labor, but I sold it because I realized it doesn't scale.

[John W. Rich (Wealthy) @Cokedupoptions]

Tech exec discovers the concept of "manual labor"

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@AddictLeenore @Cokedupoptions Do the math. Imagine if you could move 100 treadmills in a day with your bare hands.

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@Gundwolf 0

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Blasted this out

Sent to 2500 owners in Iowa🤞

Who needs brokers??

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@keith_asserman @sweatystartup @Keith_Wasserman Keith, welcome to the club. 🥂 Time to put together a DEAL, baby. See you at the circle-jerk California conference comin up.

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Just went under contract on the biggest deal of my career.

$600k all-in cost

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Friend of mine from college has a young ecommerce biz pulling in $40k/yr and growing.

His Stanford professor told him keep growing it.

I told him, FULL STOP: DROP the tech dreams, PICK up a shovel, and start a landscaping business. You'll never make it chasing online wealth!