Magnus the Red

Attacked by a hypocrit and branded traitor, now our revenge is complete by burning Fenris. What do I do now? Spout stuff on Twitter!

[Magnus the Red @PrimarchMagnus]

@LordDrakenEX @EmperorofM Meh, not like he woulda done it. He's a pushover.

[Magnus the Red @PrimarchMagnus]

Magnus: I've been told I'm too negative and hostile towards the Space Wolves. So to all the Space Wolves out there, if my messages have offended you, I humbly apologize. I honestly didn't think you could read.
~Me!
#wh40k @PresidentMakuta @AngrontheAngry @angryLorgar

[Magnus the Red @PrimarchMagnus]

Horus: You were pretty drunk last night. You came downstairs and said you were dressed to impress us.
Fulgrim: What was I wearing?
Horus: Nothing.
Fulgrim: Makes sense.
#wh40k #icpq
@HorusWarmaster @PerfectFulgrim @EmperorofM

[Magnus the Red @PrimarchMagnus]

#warhammer40k
Another year come and gone, hope you all are jazzin it up now! @GW_officialuk hope you guys hire Flashgitz for some content

[Magnus the Red @PrimarchMagnus]

Fulgrim: You remind me of the ocean.
Konrad: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
Fulgrim: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.
#wh40k #icpq
@Konrad_haunter @PerfectFulgrim @PresidentMakuta

[Magnus the Red @PrimarchMagnus]

@PresidentMakuta @lewd_overlord @PerfectFulgrim @eyeofhoruspod @AngrontheAngry @angryLorgar @FerrusManus2

[Magnus the Red @PrimarchMagnus]

"I don’t dress to impress. I dress to depress. I wanna look so good people hate themselves".
~Fulgrim
#wh40k #icpq
@PresidentMakuta @PerfectFulgrim @eyeofhoruspod @AngrontheAngry @angryLorgar @FerrusManus2

[Magnus the Red @PrimarchMagnus]

Lorgar: Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing?
Fulgrim: No, it’s called highjacking.
Horus: Guys, no, it’s weedwhacking.
Guilliman: No, it’s called disappointing your father.
#wh40k
@angryLorgar @PerfectFulgrim @PresidentMakuta @HorusWarmaster @AngryRoboute

[Magnus the Red @PrimarchMagnus]

Sangy:Guilliman, I know that you hate Halloween, but stick with me, and I promise you, you will love it.
Guilliman:Can you magically make everyone kind, sober, and fully dressed?
Fulgrim:Kind, sober and fully dressed. Good news everyone. We found the name of Guilliman's sex tape!

[Magnus the Red @PrimarchMagnus]

@Dakka_Orks @Christi13225393 @40KTheories @VthLegion Really? YOU are going to comment about my horns?

[Magnus the Red @PrimarchMagnus]

@Dakka_Orks @Christi13225393 @40KTheories @VthLegion Not like I ever tried to race anyone. I think khans got the speed thing though since his has a bunch of red too.

[Magnus the Red @PrimarchMagnus]

@Auri01927202 @emp_executioner @WTimonen @PerfectFulgrim @AngrontheAngry @LordDrakenEX @PSanguinius Lol wut? Negative. Gottq give the Imperium some hope so we can crush it. Kinda like when I slapped around on Fenris.

[Magnus the Red @PrimarchMagnus]

@emp_executioner @Auri01927202 @WTimonen @PerfectFulgrim @AngrontheAngry @LordDrakenEX @PSanguinius Meh, Russ is drunk again, trying to boast to his legionnaires. Meh, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ we all know the truth, he can lie to his cronies as much as he wants.

[Magnus the Red @PrimarchMagnus]

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-old skitarii joke.
#wh40k
@AngrontheAngry @PresidentMakuta

[Magnus the Red @PrimarchMagnus]

Lorgar: We’re playing scrabble, it’s a nightmare.
Khan: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.
Lorgar: Not when you’re playing against Magnus, it’s not. He puts down words like “ephemeral” and I put down “dog.”
#icpq #wh40k
@VthLegion @angryLorgar @PresidentMakuta

[Magnus the Red @PrimarchMagnus]

Fabius: You mean Abaddon is in trouble or he IS the trouble?
Khayon: I mean, either he is in trouble or he's going to be.
#wh40k
@KnightSyan @PresidentMakuta @PerfectFulgrim

[Magnus the Red @PrimarchMagnus]

Emperor: Whose turn is to give the pep-talk?
Horus, sighing: Angron..
Angron: Fuck shit up out there, but don't die.
Kharn, wiping away a tear: Inspirational.
#icpq #wh40k
@AngrontheAngry @TheKharn @HorusWarmaster @PresidentMakuta

[Magnus the Red @PrimarchMagnus]

@emp_executioner So that pic you got isn't the furry one? Looks like it though

[Magnus the Red @PrimarchMagnus]

Fulgrim: I could get possessed. Or worse, Ferrus might give me a lecture on responsibility again.

#icpq #wh40k
@PerfectFulgrim @FerrusManus2 @PresidentMakuta @HorusWarmaster

[Magnus the Red @PrimarchMagnus]

Emperor: Do you see me as a father figure, Angron?
Angron: No. If anything, I see you as a bother figure, ‘cause you’re always bothering me.
#icpq #WH40k
@EmperorofM @AngrontheAngry @PresidentMakuta