Metaloid Maniac

yes.

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

I somehow wound up agreeing to a duel after a night at the tavern and this asshole shows up with two swords. I had my buddies who were waiting in the bushes shoot him with crossbows. I mean we were gonna do that anyway but I wasn't going to humor that dual wield buffoonery

[daz @MetamateDaz]

You'll have to pry the millennial “lol” at the end of every sentence from my cold dead hands.

[Alonso Gurmendi @Alonso_GD]

This is why streaming services have famously reduced their prices, not added stream quality tiers below HD and not added ads. The free market makes sure that if they all raise their prices a new streaming service will enter an-…

Wait. [checks notes]

No… no no no no, noooooo

[SLIME @Slimephase]

hate wasting my jokes on a boring hoe i could've said that to a bad bitch

[antonela @lioncourtism]

eu e os de verdade dia 18 de dezembro

[Bluntly Put Philosopher (BPP) @SocraticScribe]

The Galton board + Pascal’s Triangle shows how randomness leads to order. It’s a physical glimpse into probability, entropy, and the foundations of statistical mechanics,core to how physics understands everything from gas particles to quantum states.

[🎭 @deepfates]

in my fantasy world there's this beautiful bounteous valley full of food that all drains to a deep water port, all encircled by mountains, and there's another deep water port at the far end where it touches the high desert and they have a great city at each port. but unfortunately they must answer to a mad king who rules an empire across the whole continent. friends are telling me this is unrealistic?

[Ziggy_Sobotka @Ziggys_Duck]

“On the last day, one by one, we shot our final lines and said, “Well, I think we made something special.” -Wendell Pierce

[Crazy Ass Moments in Linkin Park History @crazyassLP]

chester: these wounds they will not heal
mr hahn:

[benni🌲🌊 @bennni_boi]

Coworker has revealed to me he has a 24.99% interest rate on his car loan

[Doug Wanoy @festive2018]

Posted on the FB group Pickleball for Beginners that’s heating up but not getting real help. Hopefully someone else in my situation can share some advise with tourament cost.

[Ms. G 💖 @pragueyerrr]

who’s colonized now BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dooo @The_Dooo]

You’re telling me a crab gooned in this rag

[Bachata in the mosh pit @brujacontumbao]

I’ll never forget when I was at an anti-racism workshop and they had us do this interactive game where they’d say a privilege and if you had it you’d step forward and ofc I was all the way in the back behind everyone, and one white person kept on looking back and making this face