Brooklyn🌙

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

idk dude like the fact that there are people out there with zero stuffed animals? no squishmallows even? and those people are allowed to vote? idk that’s just fucked up to me

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

men over 6’1” are literally terrifying like can you even see me down here? if u roll over onto me in your sleep I would literally just die like peace that’s it for me

[AB @AlannaBennett]

7am outside air is, annoyingly, the best outside air

[Jack Harlow @jackharlow]

Before all information was truly at our fingertips I’m proud to say that in middle I used to text questions to a service called ChaCha and they would text back the answer a couple minutes later…what a fucking service and time to be alive that was…massive salute to ChaCha

[AndThatsWhyWeDrink @ATWWDpodcast]

Happy Friday the 13th!

[James @CaucasianJames]

storms that make u think ur windows could blow in any second and cause a ton of damage to ur house >>>>>>>>

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

older and wiser? I cannot be the only one who’s gotten progressively stupider as time has passed

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

absolutely exhausting when you don’t like your best friend’s boyfriend bc you love her so much but like having to Be SuPpOrTiVe of a sentient bag of dead moths for years really wears on a person

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

all I want in this life, truly, is to drink fancy wine and eat fancy cheese. I have no career goals beyond doing whatever it takes to fund a wine tasting/charcuterie tasting lifestyle

[gabbi @gabbi_thoughts]

my brain at 8:30 pm every single night during the summer

[Paige 🌈✨ @PaigeHoward93]

me finally replying to all the messages I’ve left on unread: https://t.co/J2XEDnRNbv

[maybe: sasha @goalietaps]

if the nhl doesn’t market sharks v kraken games as The Battle of the Deep what is even the point

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

no hate to anyone who’s into the low rise jeans trend but i’m sorry my butt does NOT feel secure in those things

[222 @SuAv3]

Next pandemic I’m picking unemployment over being an essential worker

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

the biggest comeback is making yourself happy again

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I love when people ask me if i’m okay like no obviously not! exactly what about my entire personality would lead u to believe I am okay!!

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

“are you ok?” no but I’m funny

[tony ferraro @tony_ferraro7]

everything in the world is about sex, except Uno. Uno is about power

[elon musk is my father @kariassad]

Am I depressed or is laying down fucking awesome