Matteo fingered me

I am in therapy

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Pretty embarrassed that I dropped my phone in a lake lol

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@dioerasabbath No but that’s sick

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Poor kids are just as smart as white kids

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Where did they find this picture of me lol

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

Parachuting into israel with an acoustic guitar. Time to end this

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@most_opppressed Suck my dick

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@Mr_lSlS You literally just asked to come on my podcast

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@CokeEnjoyer You’re the main character and the English voice actor

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Watching a slice of life anime about how hard it is to find an apartment when you’re on the sex offender’s registry

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@whitefeeIings Seriously dude ?

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I’ve got shooters

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I love eating my own diarrhea

[Chelsea @ChelseaLeiannn]

I don't have anything to support this theory, but I feel like Tony Soprano would like Death Grips.

[Angelo, Lord of Innistrad @thejesguy]

Teaching my girlfriend’s partner how to play Magic! 👀👀

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I have been pretending to be a psychic and make people close their eyes and open their palm and then I plop my nuts into their hands

[Anna Merlan @annamerlan]

Psychics, tarot card readers and other intuitive workers online are grappling with a truly absurd number of scammers and impersonators targeting their communities. A few talked to me about the problem, and some bigger systemic issues in psychic labor: https://t.co/RNkKn5HxFG

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@NOTSeanMcCarthy I cannot get any of my prescriptions filled at Walgreens even though they’re allegedly in my network lol

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@MichaelGunEmoji Absolutely

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I’ve worked at oil refineries and multiple Amazon warehouses and I think Starbucks is absolutely the most exhausting job I’ve ever had with the lowest pay of them all, but I guess it’s bourgeois service work because they’re allowed to put a little rainbow flag on their apron.

[R.Сам 🦋🐏 @Logo_Daedalus]

The definition of proletarian matters because it distinguishes reactionary unions of bourgeois service work from proletarian labor which is unionized. The amazon union is proletarian. The starbucks union is not. If you don’t understand this, you never will.